AND THAT IS ALL

THERE IS TO SAY

ON THE MATTER

I hope you apologized to the poor squirrel

I DIDNT KILL IT

!!!!!!

are you sure your cold glare did not strike its heart

IT WAS

IN AN

O ROMEO POSE

LIKE IT HAD A PAW ON ITS CHEST AND THE OTHER ONE SPLAYED OUT AND THERE WAS A FLY ON IT

AND I WAS LIKE I DONT NEED TO GO TO CLASS THAT BADLY

I CAN GO HOME AND NEVER COME OUT AGAIN

THIS WORLD IS TOO MUCH FOR ME

NO...................

NO WHY............................

IT WAS SO CLOSE TO THE DEAD CROW TOO WHY IS MY CAMPUS FILLED WITH CARCASSES I WANT TO GO HOME

I WANT TO GO HOOOOOMMMMMEEE

never go back

CARCASS CAMPUS....

PROTIP WHEN YOU ARE CHOOSING COLLEGES

DONT GO TO THE ONE WITH THE CARCASSES

IT MAY SEEM LIKE A GOOD DECISOIN AT FIRST

BUT ITS TERRIBLE

you thought it would have good soil

but soon your crops were harvested

THIS ISNT HARVEST MOON

HARVEST MOON DID NOT HAVE DEAD SQUIRRELS I CHECKED

yeah it just had dead everything else

cows sheep chickens

it was a slaughterhouse

HARVEST MOON WAS A TERRIBLE GAME

DONT PLAY IT

Harvest Moon is your life

I DONT WANT TO GO TO HARVEST MOON ANYMORE I WANT OT GO HOME

it's too late

BUT IF YOU GO HOME YOU'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE HARVEST GODDESS

go get married

I DONT WANT TO GET MARRIED

HOW DID I GET A BABY

I JUST WANTED TO GO TO CLASS

you bought the big bed

I NEVER GOT THAT FAR

that's kinda sad

IT WAS A VERY DIFFICULT GAME

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ALL THE EVENTS I AM A BUSY FARMER

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO WATER A PLANT

I HAD A LOT OF PLANTS

I'M LEAVING YOU

WHEN IT RAINED I WAS RELIEVED

BUT I WAS SO TIRED FROM FARMING ALL DAY I JUST WENT TO BED

ITS HARD TO WOO A LADY OKAY

bike/squirrel/scarfle otp.