You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if ...
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when the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two women stand up.
the choir is known as the "OK Chorale"
the baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized washtub.
the choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) Billy Bob's Barbecue.
the collection plates are really hub caps from a '56 Chevy.
In Sunday School kids learn the 10 commandments, and how to perform a double tap with an automatic
opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
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