Torres and de Jong just tripped over each other, almost resulting in a red card for...I didn't even catch who.

Having once witnessed de Jong kick a dude in the chest, I would not put it past him to try to murder someone on the pitch

But even I have to admit the ref just isn't paying the fuck attention

Anyway, we're only up one with ten minutes left so AHHH

Seriously Liverpool is gonna finish tenth or something retarded so I'm routing for whoever plays United.

Suddenly the game just turned into an episode of Benny Hill

GET IT IN THE NET YOU BASTARDS

Oh ffs now we've got five minutes Fergie time

AHAHAAAA TAKE THAT UNITED

Fuck yes that's my boys

I say "my boys" like I give a fuck about City but they schooled United so THEY ARE MY BOYS TODAY

Okay I'm done prattling about soccer. On plurk anyway. Back to your regularly scheduled programming.