How about chocolate rifles?

Chocolate Rifles!

Shopping therapy ftw!

I buy homesteading books.

Well, I eat chocolate to feel better... Do you eat your riffles?

chuckles It's just that chocolate is cheaper

Depends where you buy your chocolate.

no, but the rifles bring me food down the line

Fearless Chocolate Hunter, stalking the mountains of Columbia in search of the elusive pods!

sings, "Chocolate is a vegetable! It comes from a bean that grows in a pod on a tree! Tat lives in the forest with its other tree-brothers

Chocolate is a vegetable, you see!"