Flailing and passing out.

Kayura is confused but handling it fine.

/gives Kefka a look

it's okay kefka it's a marriage of convenience

XD Sob. Sadly, I think Kefka/Carpet would probably be the closest thing to a functional marriage that might be possible.

jisusushi: aldfkja;sd ok he will eat the rings and that means it didn't count???

starsandauras: Kefka: "kayura, you are too young for this meme D8" ...dude, she's 400. she just looks twelve.

ruriair: oh no he broke cho DDDD8

grindelwald: Kefka: "I"m not happy about this either, pretty boy. B<"

Steeple: ...this is a wedding he would be ok with. kuja wouldn't be a pest and they're <> anyway

Infychu: yes, ths is one of the more functional pairs xDDD

That and in the time she comes from she's close to marrigable age.

XD

Gellert will make the most of it though. XD

no, kuja wouldn't be a pest XD

...not as planned

starsandauras: yes xD but kefka is not 0kay with this, he prefers older persons to marry B< "nothing personal, kayura...."

grindelwald: yes xD and Kefka would try and get things Figured Out in a mutually beneficial way, though he'd still avoid most hugs

gellert's pinged some of his 'does not do bounderies' alarms and he gets B|!! about those

XD Fffffff

ElspethVimes: ...hooo boy, kefka would have different reactions for the three of your muses he's closest with

sparkles at carrion because he thinks he's interesting, uses it as an opportunity to bother micheal while they're divorcing,

Kayura: /shrugs/ I did not think it was.

and anthy is TOO YOUNG FOR THIS MEME!!! and he proceeds to wtf

starsandauras: Kefka: It's not! It's my preference and we're much better as friends anyway.

/kisses Kefka's cheek, just to be cheeky

kefka: [.....B| ] Don't do that without asking. You haven't earned it yet.

Gellert: But we're married!

Kefka: It wasn't my idea!!!

Saïx: ... [did he get Kefka or Cefca. this Matters]

Cefca: [Me. Definitely me. Kefka is not marrying any of your muses.]

Gellert:

Saïx: [okay then]

Saïx: [he does not mind nearly as much]

Kefka: Look, I don't want you touching me without asking until I know you respect when I say 'don't touch me.'

... /pokes Kefka--

Kefka: This is not only me asking you to be polite, this is also a safety feature. Do not torment happy fun Kefka.

Gellert isn't good at respecting boundaries...

Saïx: [if he had gotten Kefka instead, he would have to kill him]

Malathyne: Kefka: [adlkfjas;fjka that was not a speech for saixes or malas but malapokes are acceptable]

yeeeeep....saix and cefca are a much better match anyway

grindelwald: yeah |D;;; that isn't safe around Kefka, who has a literal explosive ttemper....

I think Sai still has moments of temptation of killing Kefka to make Cefca's life easier

/priorities, lolo

So they will end up like this:

Malathyne: the sad thing is that cefca would help him. THEY REALLY DON'T GET ALONG...

grindelwald: yes pretty much xD

WELL THEN WE KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING ON THEIR HONEYMOON

Malathyne: MOST ROMANTIC HONEYMOON

WHOO