What do you prefer: the ships where characters know each other for two months and get together, or the ones that take years?

there a relationship that Kefka ships whole heartedly?

jisusushi: I like both of these! and I've played both. Each one has benefits and downsides

Playing Kefka, when he realizes he Likes someone, he'll usually spring into GIMMEGIMME and rush the first parts of the relationship

although his realizing this has happened from two months to over a year of CR! since he's not particularly self-aware

since he's so intense about his relationships, he tends to proceed the first bits of them fast xD

dreamoftheroselin: ddd!kefka: kefka/karakael, kefka/destroying the fourth wall
meta!kefka: kefka <> kuja

and how does he feel about cefka/kefka?

kefka shrieks; cefca facepalms. neither of them want xD

XD

it's so awkward when you hate yourself but other people want you to make out with yourself

yep

#kefka's self esteem issues #kefka's self image issues #kefka's ego

hm and if kefka was given his own reality talk show about relationships, what would be his catchphrase?

hmmm...

the question is, is he doing one of those shows where there's drama and fights or one where he gives actual advice?

...wouldn't it be both?

...yes

probably something like LISTEN TO WHAT I AM TELLING YOU/LISTEN TO WHAT THEY ARE TELLING YOU

/flail flail fire spell?

yes! flailing around, arms waving, yelling louder and louder! telling guests to shut up and fucking communicate with each otehr

what if its teen romance day kefka. what then

he also talks about communicating! and he swears a lot more than older kefka

he doesn't allow as much fighting, and he tries to make sure most people leave show happy

he also does a thing like oprah's book club except his taste is all over the place

aw kefka. now i want to watch his show

what does he give out??

and occasionally he does 'what do to if your x is mentally ill/if you are mentally ill' because this is an Issue that's important for him

usually snacks and food of some kind, books, goofy scarves

everything is colorful i bet!

...hey kefka ddd could use a person for romance advice. like officially.

...yes. it would be awful and hilarious

once upon a time the nice club had hoped to make a personal add/advice column thing

kefka would use it to try and manipulate people for his own gain. also because people in love do stupid things for each other

and if two people doomed by canon fall for each other....canon is now doomed >8D

...but would he do it anon or as himself?

anon? some people would freak out to get advice from him, i think.

kefka's contribution to the nice club, lmao. kasumi considers him a part of it, after all. i don't remember if he actually joined

he did not xD

yeah, anon, because he has a Reputation - both one that scares people and one he's trying to keep up

fffft "Advice from The Colorful Gentleman", if he lets Kasumi publish his accounts