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lol I must have butt plunked

You are a butt plunk

dear lord. at least it didn't auto correct to butt plugged. then I will qualify for shades of gray material.

butt plurked.

I wish there were statistics on the increase of butt plug sales due to these amazingly well written books

They did a report on the news here with the increase in handcuff sales.

But they barely use those

maybe silver ties were sold out.

Is this book any better than harlequin romance novels?