I forgot who, but someone (I think it was Amped! Asia) did a survey last year that found out that Filipinos are the "vainest" men in Asia

with about 50% (basically, EVERY OTHER GUY) thinking that they are (in my own words) "God's gift to women"

so what about we play on that?

Like, ask Filipino men if they consider their penises to be above-average size-wise

Then take a measurement (by a real doctor though)

but, reveal afterwards that they are below-average size-wise (regardless of the actual result, the doctor will always say that

they are below-average)

and then record the ensuing freakout when it gets revealed that

because of a legally-binding non-disclosure contract that they signed before taking the "experiment"

we have every right to not only show their faces, but to also identify them by name and even where they live

then the doctor will excuse himself to take a phone call, or something like that

and leave the guy alone in the room to have his own private meltdown.

of course, I'll have to find out if this breaks a doctor's code of ethics

but, that's my idea. Thoughts?

Upon further reflection, I have to remove the "slightly" modifier. This is totally gonna get gross

Isn't that a violation to privacy though?

I mean we don't actually show the names of our subjects whenever we do a psychological testing

I reckon it should be the same for doctors.

'sides, I don't think it's just a personal pride. It could be a sociocultural thing which is why people think the way they are.

After all, it seems to be our nature to prove ourselves who's manlier than thou.

it's a fake-out. Their identities are never actually revealed, the entire point of the operation is to find out exactly how

they react to that kind of revelation