Commentary will likely be restricted to shouting at the TV irl

But I may need a hug afterward

So be warned

Fuuuuuuck first goal to Chelsea agh

Some Liverpool fan has a sign that says "Martin Skrtel is so hard, he went to Burger King, ordered a Big Mac, and got it"

Man I'm not telling Martin Skrtel we don't have the burger he wants

He would hit me with his head