[soccer] Columbus Crew vs Portland Timbers. I'm Crew, bf is Timbers. Someone is sleeping on the couch.
I mean, in all honesty I'm Timbers Army all the way, but...but it's the Crew. It's my home team, man
God we're gonna bite it so hard. WHEN WILL YOU BASTARDS LEARN TO DO ANYTHING BUT TIE
aksjgh the Timbers section is playing the Beastie Boys' "Girls" in honor of MCA ;__;
Damn it, you guys
Now I'm sad