XD!
but who is irene???
Ahh ha ha that is amazing
anyone
everyone
yes pretty much xD flirting shuts him down fast a good deal of the time
And suddenly Aerith learned the fastest way to escape him??? Hmm...
this is why Kaaree never hits on Kefka.
ZiriO: YES although he builds up an immunity eventually....but i'm sure she can find ways around it
AERITH CAN BE CREATIVE WHEN NECESSARY she just...never considered that as an option!
palamecian: ...my kefka is really stupid when it comes to emotions 8|; what is flirting, what are sex
Ahhh ha ha oh Kefka.
although it works better if it comes from someone he's actually close to rather than a random person xD
IF CELES HIT ON HIM, HIS BRAIN WOULD START CRYING AND HE'D SORT OF SHUT DOWN... and then she could stab him a lot
fortunately(?), she's as squicked by the idea as he is
kefka shrieks and runs in another direction at the idea...
and young kefka ran shrieking when playing a game in which a naked chick hit on him
...young kefka is even more stupid about thsi than normal kefka
Kefka, that is horrifyingly adorable. I can't even.
Aerith would laugh because it seems so...not ironic, that's not the word.
...it's such a little kid response to it? coming from one of the oldest cast members in the series?
Exactly. :'D
Aerith is just like "and secretly he's five, that is oddly adorable."
yes xD his maturity level seesaws wrt various things! he's a competent general but he refuses to deal with sex if he doesn't have to
seems sensible on his part.
Kefka: I PICK MY BATTLES!!! THAT'S ALL IT IS!!! besides, sex does nothing helpful for my plans B|
/dramatic BF rescue/ Quick, run while you have the chance!
kefka: /runs away from the sex THANKS KAAREEE
Kaaree: let the expert handle this. I'll take all your sex, fiend, and throw it right back at you!
kefka: /)(\ saved from the terrible sex
Don't worry, the sex can't hurt you now
Hold on, Aerith thinks she needs popcorn for this. :|c
Who knew she'd find street theater in the strangest of places...?
...clearly you haven't seen how easily Kaaree and Kefka can derail plurks. get them together and its almost instant comedy!
get them together and shenanigans inevitably ensue xD
Obviously I need to lurk in plurks more often :'D
join usss 8D
more for the harem! I mean. <.< >.>
bb, in Shinra's Midgar, Aerith's harem gets you
XDDDDDDD
sorry, Aerith, you're too young for Kaaree. He might put you in the "young women I need to protect" branch, but there's no way you could
tempt him away from the much more comfortable harem Kefka provides.
Oh come on she's nearly been shanghai'd into the sex trade once already, she isn't that young.
Since I do play the one in her early twenties as opposed to her late teens.
/sputter/
a) Kaaree is several thousand years old
he was "shanghai'd into the sex trade" at age eight
c) Kefka's harem is composed mostly of
he was "shanghai'd into the sex trade" at age eightc) Kefka's harem is composed mostly of
(gods I hate that smily)
*mostly of people who are older than Kefka. At least, I think it was at last count.
*mostly of people who are older than Kefka. At least, I think it was at last count.
Youth in Kaaree's book is defined primarily by ability to blow up worlds and hold philosophical debates.
Well she's not so sure she can hold a philosophical debate, but she spends her time holding a world together and preventing it from being
blown to radioactive glassed-bits, does that count?
Bah. Heroes are boring. Villains are far more interesting. Motive, power and intelligence, all combined with a desire for chaos and change
(or at least so thinks Kaaree)
Eh, alright then. As long as no one decides to stake her with a katana longer than she's tall she supposes she's okay with this.
Nooo. Never that! Young women are all not!daughters to Karakael. Which is also why he can't be in harems with them.
He watched one young woman die because of him; standing by and letting another dramatically sacrifice herself would be too much.
It was for a good cause? Saved the whole world and all. Besides usually she's already dead when she gets dragged to new places. :'D
at least its preferable to lighting oneself on fire for a political statement?
Good causes go for a lot in Karakael's book.
Good causes go for a lot in Karakael's book.
Yesssss get stabbed, become the barrier maiden. It's not a lot to live for but somebody had to do something
/nods/ Its important to make a stand for what you believe in.
but what about the part where she figures out how to sneak into a mafia boss's house? and that's by gleefully crossdressing teh lead?
or the part where she scares sephiroth so much that he kills her before she can do any more damage?
kefka and karakael, stop adopting all the women, you're going to get in trouble.... too late
Well you know, she had to get her giggles in somehow 
Besides! Cloud looked excellent in that dress!
this is truth and facts. he wore the heck out of that dress
He totally rocked it.
He is Cloud, patron protagonist of cross dressing. Few have matched his skill. He is the bone of his dress...
I almost laughed totally inappropriately at that...
I am the bone of my dress. Wigs are my body and make up is my blood, I've crossdressed over a thousand times. Unaware of loss but
aware of gain, I have withstood many things to wear many outfits. I have no regrets. My whole life was unlimited crossdressing works!
ahhh ha ha :'D
That is amazing
thanks >w< i like reworking things...also cloud is the best crossdresser
he is
should link you two to some of cloud-mun's picture posts where she squees over fem-fatal cloud.
:'D
timeline set to private D8
ah, sorry.
but! apparently pixiv has lots of female cloud!
excellent
^.^