For my first act, an un-vanishing.
avacadabra
says
By which I mean 'sup guys. Welcome to the new digs. They're hideous, right?
avacadabra
says
/purrs all over them
/vaguely amused at your username and mine
absolutely!
Ew we are a matching set I never even noticed because I don't see nicknames on my phone unless I open a full view.
/grin
what do you get instead, the url? See, phoneplurk seems evil, I tell you.
Yep, and considering that I landed you with Ava too...clearly, I planned all of this /salutes
nah I get your username
Am I in the set too because witchy? :|
like for mine it would say 'inthestacks'
Did you bring your magic wand, Callie?
/eyebrow wriggle
I like it!
My magic wand is my middle finger and I always have that, so yes 
that's what I meant with url- username that appears in the url, you dork.
You ruined my dick joke dude. Haha but OKAY I CAN ACCEPT THAT.
Callie belongs because Callie says so! And because I agree~
and thanks seek, it likes you too.
Ny you are not the boss of this club just because you carefully plotted it out and laid all the stepping stones. :|
The magic words club or whatever...
I'm honored.
I did it on purpose
/realizes it's time for coffee, goes to make some.
But I want to top all the people '-'
pfft good luck around here
No, Callie can top
but we will have to fight this out!
Callie can't top me unless she says pretty please.
Now then, onto more important matters. I've got a new clubhouse and a cute tiny flist for it.
/rolls around on everyone
oh ew, you just made number 100 on my plurk /FROWNS AT
/pokes your sides
delete a few people then. they won't mind.
friendly as always /eyebrow
I used to have like 120-something. I highly recommend against it. :|
hahahaha
Callie can't be bothered to top, it takes effort
yeah, I do miss my 27
She would rather sip her tea and watch the shenanigans
Shall we look after Callie's needs then~?
Well. Far be it from me to turn down anyone who wants to take care of me~
Get a room you two
But we have this nice little clubhouse
I'm so offended by this overtly sexual implication on my plurk. Hmmph.
Because you won't enjoy watching this at all, nope~
also I am making pizza for breakfast
And, I am glad that you are too gracious to turn my earnest offers down~
at like 11am
life is good at the moment
I was about to say
I heard worse from your corner!
about breakfast or about sex jokes?
because yes
/pats both these things fondly
about both
but sex does not make me fuss
I'd assumed as much seeing how you're still here. And contributing.
My plurks always get so sticky.
Should I lick more
sorry, I was distracted for a moment it seems. I will make up for it
/walks away
/snerk *
You know. I am going to make a plurk later and fill it with photos. Like someone's annoying uncle.
It's nice to feel like I can do whatever I want in here again. /grin
/SMILING
I agree with that and like to hear that.
meanwhile everyone else is like 'oh god what have I done'
/wink
Oh yes, I think I hear it screaming in the distance
/grinning
mm, full of pizza. gonna catch up on school for a bit and then get started on tags.
/salute
HI LOVELY
sup partner
yes dear?
with matching color scheme
anyway I love avacado, suck it up buttercup.
/grin
lol
HI RHI HI
/tackles
ikr it happened by design apparently, while no one was keeping an eye on ny
/shrug
yup
she's basically a monster. luckily for you guys I am the hulk.
avacado is the most disgusting
/shrug
you guys clearly have no taste
avocado is magical get out
no, I'm going to have to side with the "disgusting" team
IT IS MUSHY AND THE COLOR OF BOOGERS AND IS GREASY
it's like eating slightly watery stool
THAT'S THE CLOSEST THING I CAN THINK OF WITH THAT TEXTURE
you have clearly never had a good avacado
they're the texture of custard.
thick and creamy.
they also sort of smell of egg, but they taste sweet.
you guys must be doing it wrong.
the texture makes me gag
I think you guys were eating overripe avocados...
yeah that description definitely doesn't sound like a good one.
I dislike the texture of custard, so I get to continue disliking avacado
I'm sincerely doubting anyone will change their mind just from a plurk anyway, dude.
and I'll never get texture issues. You guys would starve to death in the South Pacific. /wink
Yep, I'd keel over in a day. 
hahaha it's okay Callie we will import you crackers
But a lot of foods depend on how they're cooked for me? So someone telling me "you haven't had a good avacado" may actually matter
just save a few boxes for when you're waiting on the boat or you'll still die...
I eat a lot of foods with odd textures but avocado just doesn't do it for me
At the very least it inspires me to give things a second chance on occasion
fish is another
What about guacamole though, Leah?
NOPE
Not even as a dip?
nope
Weird.
can't stand it
the taste is odd
Do you hate like all dips in general?
definitely not
I love dips
that's...I think the only one I can think of
I've heard people hate fish before too...which would also suck where I live.
I wasn't a fan of spinach dip for awhile because of the odd texture. I learned to like spinach and now I don't mind it
then again I'd have a terrible time in texas from what I'm told
I used to hate fish but then I went on a mostly-fish diet so now I like it.
everything is milk and white flour there I guess
fish tastes fishy to me
so gross
and lol Ava that's their gravies usually bleh
hahaha
no man I stayed with a girl from texas last summer in DC
she drank milk in GALLONS
you don't understand how that made my eyes pop at first
if you collected all the milk people had on my street growing up it would have never equal a whole gallon
I don't understand people who eat steak and drink milk all in the same meal.
hahaha I dunno it sounds very luxurious to me
Like specifically pairing milk and steak...
I used to have a glass of whole milk with every meal. There are still some foods I always want it with.
THAT IS SO GROSS
That sounds super gross.
milk and meat is like, opposite of kosher and my mom never let us do that
even though we're not kosher
The only reason I stopped is that milk is expensive
but the thought makes me gag
And water is not
Milk is so not refreshing, it just seems awful.
(and then my plurk was full of five year olds going eeeew grapes taste like eyeballs!)
Milk is disgusting
LOL
I mean, I will totally eat a cheeseburger
I only use milk in my tea and coffee because I like those creamy...
but a glass of milk and steak?
gag
Paul drinks milk with everything
...then again he needs the extra fat
It's like a midwest thing, isn't it?
I like having milk with food because it washes all the leftover food bits out of my mouth after
tbh I don't think milk is gross if it comes from a dairy and tastes creamy and sweet. but if it's from
water does that too :T
I don't want to taste what I had for dinner for the rest of the night
Nooooooo it does not
a grocery store or a 7-11, it tastes sour
milk is unnecessary calories to me
My mom would tell you you need the calcium so your body can properly process magnesium!!!!!
but I could never just sit there and drink a glass. it would be like...hmm. I don't know. it's really heavy.
eat more veggies--veggies have calcium
lol and less cholesterol...
Mine would tell you you need the calcium so your teeth don't fall out of your head and your hip doesn't break when you're 60!!!
But I like it precisely because it's heavy. I think of it as dessert.
I'm really trying to cut dairy out of my diet altogether but it's rough on my stomach when I have coffee without milk.
mm. I used to make coffee a lot and we'd get people from the mainlands asking for breve
I have caffeine addict problems.
hahaha
cheese...
so I think a lot of people think of it as dessert
but cheese is made of milk, leah?
you're contradicting yourself.
what why
unless you mean you don't like cheese
OH NO I FUCKING LOVE CHEESE
I don't think I could live without it
but it is the same thing as milk, only spoilt.
I like milk I just never drink it
and it's gross when you drink it with a meal other than breakfast
Milk and cookies... I really miss that.
oh! back to my confusion about breakfast.
I still can't understand it, because always seem to eat dessert as breakfast.
But what if you're the sort of person who likes ham and eggs for breakfast?
I don't eat breakfast foods a lot. Too sweet.
That's why I love diners
which is why it makes perfect sense to me that you think milk must be for breakfast if callie thinks it is dessert
lol
I'll order a chicken parm sandwich for breakfast
or pasta
so what you are saying is that you also think breakfast and dessert got confused somehow with people
I bet it is because of booze, ya know?
hahahah
Ugh, I love breakfast foods but I'm not allowed to eat most of them.
eggs are great
Fucking... waffles and pancakes and french toast...
but I have to be in the mood for eggs
I can't have waffles and pancakes and french toast for breafkast
hahahah Pana let me make you french toast next week
I still think fish makes the best breakfast. or at least something with protein.
Too sweet first thing in the morning
gag fish
yes, see! that is dessert
I'm going to get so fat but I do have pomegranate syrup...
leah we already know you hate fish you said it up there
Yeah, gotta have eggs and meat in the morning, protein is so much better
I WANTED TO SAY IT AGAIN
NO GET OUT
fats are great in the morning
/shoves
fjksdlgj
(I love cold pizza for breakfast)
I don't even eat breakfast most days. Lately it's just chai and a handful of cashews.
hah I dunno we always had breakfast as the main meal
and everyone ate that then went on their way
really?
/shrug
I admit I usually just have lunch for breakfast most days, because I putter around for a couple hours before I bother to eat
I know in european countries, lunch is usually the main meal
And I get up at, like, 9 or 10, so
hmm well in school they gave us lunch break but the schools were underfunded
so we didn't really get served anything and if your family was broke, no lunch.
I had a 15 minute lunch in high school
unless you took it from another kid. /wink
it was brutal
Dinner was always the big meal for me growing up because lunch was just sort of taking what you could get
And there was never time for a big breakfast in the morning if you wanted to be slow about getting out the door
hmm funny how different it is for people
we didn't even come home for dinner. we were too busy playing
sometimes the creepy dude with the fake ice cream truck gave us melona though
/grin
Mama always used to do an entree, two sides, and sometimes rolls, and dinner was precisely at 7 every night
Granted, all of it came out of cans
Wow...
my sister and I played sports growing up. Dinner was at 4:30 before practices haha
My dad made whatever. Usually baked chicken or pasta
I grew up on TV dinners.
Skettios...
LOVE SKETTIOS
Skettiooooooos
then I realized they made me fat
Blissful ignorance...
Skettios was lunch for me but then I grew up and went dear gods, what am I eating
oh and ramen experimentation...
ah I don't even know what a lot of that stuff is
Hahaha Spaghettio's are basically noodles with pasta sauce that come out of a can
haha we used to spearfish and stuff
At least, that's what Skettios were for me
skettios are high fructose corn syrup
or tofu...my grandmother made us eat a lot of tofu. /makes faces
in the shape of noodles
ooh a can of pasta? that's so weird
I had no idea anyone else called them skettios. And yeah, they're pretty foul
I don't even understand pasta mostly ngl. but I feel like I have liked it when I tried it before it's just been years...
Once every couple years I get some and make it about 2/3 of the way through the bowl before I give up
one day I am going to make you guys make a list of all the things that I obviously need to try to fit in
oh man and kraft dinner....
I could eat that shit all day every day
so many calories...
Don't eat this disgusting stuff, Ava...
DON'T DO IT they made americans fat
I wish I had grown up eating like I do now. Maybe I wouldn't be such a cow.
But I never know what people mean!
That is okay
aw. it's okay Pana I love cows and you are beautiful.
/wraps around
Get out you haven't even seen the size of my ass.
The experience you are missing here should not be high on your priority list of experiences to have and make up for
I will love your ass when I see it, never fear.
But Callieee people always look at me weird when I don't know how M&Ms taste
I confused it as a sex joke at first :c
I even bought some to try once!
...I gave them away though. haha oops
You're better off.
Well, I mean, candy, sure
You can live your whole life and die happy never having eaten Spaghettio's, though
mm I dunno though I tried something else once and it was so bad
it tasted like plastic!
oh, I think it was reeses cup?
ew ew ew
reeses is foul
I dunno. anyway it was AWFUL. hahaha
Yeah, Reese's aren't great
yeah that was the conclusion I came to too. I actually spit it back out
but everyone convinced me that I had to try it and it was really good! I fell for it
/grin
The only chocolate candies I like are twix bars and ferrero rocher
it was a lot of fun though cause I was expecting really awesome food and HURK
The former is a cookie thing with caramel covered in chocolate, so you'd probably hate it
ah yeah I don't like any of those ingredients
The latter is a halzenut covered in nutella covered in chocolate, basically
...hazlenut
I can't think of any American chocolate really worth having...
oh right people keep telling me I need nutella
Ghirardelli is okay, maybe San Francisco bias here
Nutella is amazing, I can feel myself dying every time I have some
what is it made of?
chocolate and hazelnut
It's like peanut butter except it's chocolate and hazelnut, yeah
hmm...dunno that I would like that much either
For me it's one of those things that I only really want in small amounts
hah I really hate peanuts
I'll get some when you're here
I hate peanut butter but I love nutella
I don't like peanut butter much either
Ah...it's looking like I won't be down to see you Pana. Not anytime soon, anyway. Things kind of fell throgh there.
But whenever I do get around to it, you can feed me whatever you want.
/wags
SOMETIME whether in Seattle or here or the east coast
I'M ALSO LEAVING SEATTLE. CATCH ME IF YOU CAN. >|
Where you going???
that's sort of difficult to say at the moment, but I'm heading in a general away direction.
/wink
you know how it is.
Adventurous.
You'd never suspect it to look at me, huh?
I would totally suspect it!
Hahaha. Damn my cover is blown.
Eh who knows, I'd been talking to some people in San Diego too. Not super close to you, but maybe I could steal away for a daytrip.
About as far as Seattle, haha.
Although eventually I'll get down for SDCC... I have a professional pass I never end up using.
mm, you shouldn't live in such a long state and you wouldn't have this sort of problem.
What's SDCC?
San Diego Comic-Con
Oh. Maybe if I'm around then I'll go too and we can hold hands and skip down the corridors.
yaaaaay
/thumbs up
But I dunno about San Diego. I haven't seen those people since I was maybe 12. So they might not be so interested.
We'll see how things fall and go from there.