AMERICA STOP MUTATING YOUR INSECTS

HOW DO I KILL IT

SOMEONE HELP ME

D:

adiumroot:

;___;

haooo

This reminds me of that time there was a roach in your room. x]

cries heeeeeelp meeeeeeee

Create a gas leak, throw a match in through the window, then.

....

fuck you

))

KILL IT WITH FIRE

DUDE I don't want to destroy the house.

OHGOD IT'S ON MY COMFORTER

OFF? You know the possiblilty of you contracting anything in America from a mosquito is infinitely less than here.

I don't have Off.

Newspaper, book, iPad, laptop, fly swatter, bug spray, slipper, your bare hand

so many options.

I'm too scared to get close

. . . It doesnt even hurt when they bite.

I don't want it touching me.

;__;

You're such a girl..

D: Well, in case you haven't noticed, I am one! D:

Why not just leave the bloody room?

Because this is where I sleep. It's my bedroom!

Well if you're not willing to fight for your bedroom then you may as well sleep on the sofa.

aerosol can + lighter

burn that motherfucker to oblivion

She has something against fire.

... capture it with a pokeball and stash it in your PC forever?

LOL

oh God can you imagine if we could actually do that? everyone's PCs would be a literal Pandora's Box

we don't have a sofa

Dude I'd love it if we could.

I HAVE KILLED IT

<o>

How?

Telekinesis?

pyrokinesis?

Technopathy?

I smashed it with a box it was hiding behind.