/WHEEEZE

/REVIVES

LIVE DAMN IT.

/FLAWLESS

/WHEEEEZE

LIKE MY PARENTS

BATMAN

YOU

NEVER CHANGE

NEVER EVER CHANGE

oops forgot the second part

SLDKFJASD

WELL NOW THAT MAKES SENSE

XD

THAT WAS HOW DEAD I WAS

/phoenix downs!

I dispute the basic premise of this comic

everyone knows batman is awesome at everything

THE CAKE WOULD BE GREAT

he studied with some secret enclave of patisserie monks in tibet or something

PATISSERIE MONKS! /new headcanon

hey you never know when he might have to face off with a supervillain in a fierce DESSERT BATTLE

he had to be prepared