...Slag?

...skank? ho?

slut

tart

France

Hey!

he is not!

I saw the way he hugged Paris.

even as a kid he's a dirty little bugge

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I hug Paris the same way! She said it's French custom!!!

....she would.

She's a slag.

She

She's not!

Didn't you hear the noise?

the noise?

Never mind

oh, did you text me?

...no?

What noise?!

......jesus. I'm going to text you now. With the anwer, you clueless little...

but!

I don't-- I ... I'm not doing that with her when I hug her!!!

dude a hug is a hug there's full clothes on!

Burying your face in her tits is not hugging her

SHE SAID IT WAS CUSTOM!

.... and they're nice.......

SHE SAYS A LOT OF THINGS

Full stop.

...they are....

hah...

.......

they are, aren't they

Difficult to find breasts that aren't

Well, they're plump enough I mean.

Oh my god

They are. You know, I think they've gotten bigger?

You think?

You know, France was on about some weight gain but I think it's not bad... at all. At least, in that

Oh definitely not. I, err, got a feel.

Never hugging Paris ever again

The other night.

...

Did you, now? Well, glad to know I have my own seal of approval

Bumped into each other in the night, she thought I was you....

You know, it's really a shame that you'r-- ah, nevermind.

That I'm?

Nothing, what?

Anyway, sorry about copping a feel of the old girl. But... when those things bump into you, you don't resist when she lets you.

Understandable, really. I can't fault myself for doing something I'd do. Anyway, thanks for telling me, don't want her being... confused

..... you realise she probably knew from the start, right?

I bet it was a test

... Technically... she's not cheating.

What?

we've been had?

I fell for it, self. I fell for her test to see if I'd do it.

It happens to the best of us I'm afraid

How can you talk about this sort of thing with yourself I mean as;lkdfja;lskdfjasf

...America, your mouth is flapping and I can't make sense of it, go back to babysitting.

who else would we talk to about it, you numpt.

Look I don't tell Ameriko the stuff or Canada or...

well. they're different

So anyway, nice and soft, aren't they?

so soft. Donate them to science, I want pillows designed using their technology

Not while they're of use, lad. Paris is as... timeless as France.

...plaster cast?

and, uh, let a scientist have a feel

I'll consider it

Give them some sort of motivation, right?

quite

....

Please do not talk about Paris this way~! ( )

They really are soft...

....you've felt them?

{ He's going to sit down and have a long, hard think about that..... }

Well she is our capital, oui~!?

It's not bad to compare, oui~!?

Not at all....

... ...........................................

I don't know what is weirder, two england's touching the same thing. America innocently snuggling on to Paris' breasts or Francine touching

There is nothing bad with what I do~! In fact I am wondering about the weight gain myself.

sdfbjksda

what did I just read

Francine, you are an absolutely beautiful gal

A little meat on wouldn't hurt

FrancineB: ... you... I... need to see this to believe it.

koalawalawala You think I am too skinny~!?

sconecoldkiller I dare you~!

Dare me to what, love? You're the one who said you'd grabbed her breasts...

sconecoldkiller to see of course~! Although my capital seems to be lost in your shores.

Lost, hm, yes...

That's a nice way of putting it.

sconecoldkiller Oui~! She is not in her apartment~!

You means she's really lost O_O?

Oh... I'll go and fetch her

check your post. I, er, recieved a postcard this morning.

It worked.

The plan. The bikini. It worked.

It did?

Apparently. According to the postcard. But I need proof. She porbably looks like a whale wrapped in toothfloss.

whale?

you know. big. massive, in fact. no shape, just a blob

Is it alright for you to say that about a lady?

It's all bollocks, don't worry. I think it's done what I wanted....