THEY ARE ALL PUNS.

My secret is out.

But yeah, Sally is cop_an_attitude because she is a cop with an attitude

And Empress is anita_hero because her name is Anita Fite, which is already a pun

And "I Need A Hero" is a song!

So it's both a pun and a bad song reference, which pleases me because I have a deep-seated need for cheesiness in everything I do

I do this a lot. I once had a character who was a serial murderer of women and he was called ladykiller

And when I played Astrid from How To Train Your Dragon she was axe2grind

So basically I cannot be stopped. I apologize.

No these are excellent

Haha

I enjoy being a cornball! It is highly entertaining; you'd be surprised.