What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

A dinosnore!

This is a bit riske, but funny: Girls night out

no joke but consider me making a wicked funny face

How do you tell a boy moose from a girl moose?

BY HIS MOOSE-TACHE!!!!

(yes, I'm laughing hysterically at my own joke. I frickin' love that one)

What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down three miles from the blood bank?

A CAB!!!!

here ya go HowieG

OMG... you people made me smile! Thanks!

at the Girl's Night Out one!

It's a good one Snorkelbuddy!!