a boot might float.

Wax Tailor feat. Charlotte Savary - Seize the day

it's not the song I set out to find, but I liked it so now it's for you.

well, Freq, that was the song I was thinking of, but - oh, my! - I had forgotten that Kermie, Piggy and Robin had gone there already.

wow Snailrind - fabulous! And it's for me. Joy of joys.

this boot floats, but she's not your ordinary boot.

originally looking for In a Bar, Under the Sea by Deus.

didn't find it, but likes that you like the other one.

delighted and surprised by the contents of this plunk.

plurk (stupid auto-correct fiendish bastard).

under the sea today, snorkelling...

seriously

rather jealous.

been taking swim lessons (I can swim, but want to improve my underwater breathing - with the long term aim of being able to snorkel).

underwater breathing is greatly enhanced by the application of a snorkel.

yes, unless you had an uncomfortable incident in water when you were a kid and avoid putting your head half under... (all under is fine)

people are weird, aren't they?

actually, underwater breathing works extremely well if you keep your head above the surface. It probably renders the snorkel redundant.

thnks other body parts above the surface aren't nearly as efficient in that regard.

half under is a new one on her...

curious about the Traumatic Incident.

, yes that's what I mean. If I'm right under, I'm fine. Breathing into the water half-submerged (as you do in freestyle) or similar - gah

nothing dramatic, just got lost underwater in a (very brown) river. Got dragged out and wasn't a drowning, but meh. You know.

so swim coach has been making me get comfy with breathing half-submerged. She's a wonder.

whoa! Scary!

well it was a long time ago, but I'd say so.

Heard of swimming instructors who believed in holding people underwater to get over their fears. Oddly enough, had the opposite effect.

hah! Big-arsed surprise.

oddly enough.

it is all a little weird, since I've been swimming regularly all my life. And I love being under water. It's the half submerged thing.

That is kind of odd.

well, I did say. : )

a weird phobia now too. To be in with the cool crowd.

maybe start fainting at the sight of plums.

sure you'd have one. Come on, think now.

That kind of makes sense. I get nervous trying to think of something to say that won't make them think I'm clever.

clowns? Butterflies? Belly-button lint?

ooh, I could run with belly-button lint.

here: it's yours.

Posh, I thought you said your phobia was being in with the in crowd.

Damn autocorrect, again.

looking around for the Posh.

I think that's not a weird enough phobia.

ah, me too. Gosh, you can never find a good Posh when you need one.

I typed "Oh" but iOS thought better.

autocorrect.

gosh-oh-posh, me too. : )

I actually know someone who works for Apple on autocorrect. And I think he's deliberately knobbling it to annoy me.

Also because a mutual friend finds some of the things I type in irc amusing.

I pendulous knew it was a conspiracy.

this explains much about the world.

also fears posh

Posh isn't worth worrying about. Necks is a concern, though.

Necks.

perplexed (and fearing of posh). Necks??

Becks. Autocorrect.

ohhh, that Posh. Is a popular culture blackhole, at times. Excuse me, I must hide under the chair from the Neck.

Necks can also be a worry, but they have little to do with Posh.

enjoyed this conversation, as with so many of boot's

bowing graciously (I do hope she doesn't fall over).