which, considering she's sitting in an octopus' garden, is a little odd.

The real problem is the salt water spoils the cream on the scones.

happy that you so immediately understand the culinary complexities of octopus garden tea parties.

it is not easy, that is for sure

you can't fool me. Aussies don't drink tea - only tinnies.

and they only eat barbies. Not scones.

yeah maaaaate. No feckin worries! Throw another [tofu-alternative] prawn on the barbie for me, will ya luv?

nothing, if not a considerate plurker, and feels it important to live up to one's own stereotypes.

Snailrind like how the British only drink warm beer and eat cold pies?

giggling, nodding and pointing rudely at snailrind.

Welsh, and therefore live primarily on cheese on toast and leeks.

lives

ooh, yes. Good point! Now we can all just kick back and mock the English.

Paid you were Scottish, you'd live on haggis and neeps. And deep fry everything and serve it with chips.

and if, that should start. Damn autocorrect.

crikey mate, chuck us another tinnie, will ya?

Doesn't drink beer.

actually, I mostly do these days, having a Scottish boyfriend who does the shopping and cooking.

heh. A non-beer swilling Aussie, a non-meat-eating Aussie, and a Scottish Welsh-woman. What a crowd. : )

you can get vegetarian haggis in the supermarkets here, which I found very amusing when I first moved here.

heard of that and was amused and bemused by it.

you lassies would do well at a barbie at oor wee hoose.

could serve veggie haggis and cups of tea.

Who are you calling a "lassie", boyo?

What the vegetarian equivalent of sheep's lungs are?

oops. You have such a pretty name.

some kind of nut, apparently.

vegetarians are nuts. Case study: snailrind and boot. 100% nuts.

and equally delectable.

boggling, just lightly.

jiggling, also lightly.

giggling at the gals lightly jiggling.

Ogling the giggling girls,jiggling.

agog at the ogling. Tch, tch.

blogging the giggling giggling ogling.

jiggling.

wigging out about the ogling of the giggling and the jiggling.

Googling blogging of wigging out about the ogling of giggling about jiggling.

await the results of the GBoWoatOoGaJ.

's brain hurts.

www.google.com.au/search...

warg! Speculum! I've found my phobia.

shoved snailrind over. Make room under there, lady!

We men don't have the same fear of the speculum that ladies do.

so... how's the weather been down your way?

nice, nice. It's very gentle and all Autumnal. starts whistling innocently

mostly rain. Speaking of barbies.

rain, Barbie dolls or no.

A bit warm here, for late Autumn. Even for Brisbane.

A large pot of TEA!, and quite a nice ham, cheese, an tomato sandwich.

had some OK tea this morning but may be ready for some more soon.

a pot of tea is quite a plurk-trap.

yes. Maybe this gets added to the list, along with sex and housekeeping.