(aka, go bother the PLOT DEVICE COMPUTER VOICE)

Your letters are melting.

/pokes them

...... lolso on my phone? Yeah. Broken.

... SORRY.

Pff. <3

as you can tell, all of our NPCs are very serious.

... gabriel is laughing and applauding so fucking hard. HIS NEW BEST FRIEND

Somehow I figured it might get that reaction...

gee i wonder why

No idea.

funny that, neither do i!

I am having way too much fun with this post.

I would love more people to poke the person behind the static.

DEAR GRUMPY ANGEL I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER NO LOVE SYS.ADMIN//

I am glad you're enjoying it. Only DJ knows how long I've been waiting for you guys to meet staticperson.

Dude, sys.admin has been in the wings.