Subject: TB liveblog also known as "this is all Batty's fault"
okay
police chase!!
.... media time.
and then we get the opening: wow, that is... some nice animation.
it's always batty's fault
bangs table this is fact.
and then lots of shots of the characters! The blue guy's flaming eyes are terrifying slightly.
red and green guys cruising along their motorcycles, burning buildings, wind person in armor.
opening is over- stupid ad END ALREADY
.... nice car, Fire Emblem.
are you secretly a professional race car driver?
points for style!
wait, what
Rock Bison, what are you doing
..... one example of silly costume drawbacks.
Dragon Kid, looking kinda cool there.
-off goes the robber. THIS IS A HOLD-UP
pretty women, I don't like you.
.... Kotetsu, wow.
how dramatic. your Hero Complex is showing.
... that robber has crazy jumping skills.
Kotetsu, are you jealous?
Sky High is being cool.
..... so much property damage
AND THEN A BEAUTIFUL WOMEN APPEARS
... with puns.
Kotetsu, your fail is showing.
well, she's running away, THERE'S A CRAZY GUY SHOOTING AT HER and you
-Kotetsu is secretly a Disney Princess.
HI
Bunny is the prince
---ads ads end already
Kotetsu is the epitome of Hero Complex
and then SINGING!
also I'mma replurk this if you don't mind? C: so I can poke my T&B buddies in here
Kotetsu and Bunny are talking.
THEN FIREWORKS
and the Heroes with their silly costumes
what are you doing Batty
oh, right
go ahead
back to the liveblog
Kotetsu is being scolded for causing property damage.
if you mean Agnes, the pretty woman you don't like... she's kind of bad ass
and absolutely ruthless when it comes to ratings XD
... That is worthy of respect.
manager: "who made you a Hero?"
Kotetsu: "my derp and herp and my promise to my dead wife and my deep-seated hero complex---"
"ooh wait! wrong answer! the sponsors, sir!"
manager: "NOW you can run off to the award ceremony." glum face
shiny effects on the TV screen
bad that I find it hilarious that those backgrounds on the big screen are actual canon, not just the typical SHINY ATTACK NOW
or something
lolol
Sky High won
yup, he's the king XD
i always feel bad for Kotetsu during this next bit
that all you have to say, dude? "THANKS AND THANKS AND THANKS?" with dramatic arm waving/gestures?
and yeah
poor guy. cut him a break, here!
Maaaaaaverick
AND BUNNY
... Kotetsu
Kotetsu
"'Heh', my ass." ?
... they have the same powers. I have never noticed before.
... why, Maverick, are you seriously picking on Kotetsu here or what.
Kotetsu anger!!!face
and then some NEXT power background while Kotetsu walks off stage
... now he's checking out his own little toys figures and Wild Tiger stuff. hardly anybody seems to be buying any of his stuff
Hahah Kotetsu's life sucks in ep 1
yeeeeeep
yeah, Maverick is basically... not a nice guy
/sob
though. I guess that's spoilers
<_<
AND YES THEY DO except in Scorched Bunny's eventually going to have different ones
he's powerless rn
I have been in Scorched to learn of many spoilers before this
and yeah, I know that too??
lmfao if you've read our stuff then you have all the spoilers
lol, i wasn't sure XD
all of them
i don't know our stalkers >_>
oh right watch after the credits, that's important]
I can't resist the lure of RP drama
oh yeah, if you missed doing that in the first ep, that's okay
but make sure you watch for them in the rest of the eps
so, yes, I am spoilered
oh excellent
okay XD
still watching the first episode, I'll remember to look after the credits
then we can flail at you before fear
*without
cool
anyway, I-something rings, he has... an ox for a screen-saver? who is an Antonio again?
Antonio is Rock Bison XD
... Rock Bison
the guy who got his horns stuck in the car at the beginning
ahhh. Fire Eleblem, are you drunk.
nope, he just likes pinching Antonio's ass
yep
and we get some Hero time.
I can't wait till you get to the part with the kid and the balloon it's super cute and sad
Maverickkkk >:|. Agnes has pretty eyes. Blue Rose, I feel for you.
... I want that phone.
and then Kaede!
C:
... Kotetsu. Kotetsu, I have a horrible feeling you are going to miss it.
Hahhahha, MOOOOMMMM! >
why does the grandmother know, and not Kaede? Unless Kotetsu is "old-fashioned" like that
and Kotetsu
you have a really nice house.
miss it?
oh Kotetsu hasn't told Kaede because he doesn't want her to worry about him
he has... issues
and it is explained.
it is the worst. reason. ever. and Kaede calls him on it when she finds out
she had better have.
brb
and Kotetsu's life sucks even more.
Fatface manager let him go and he's got a new boss
yeah....
Lloyd is a jerk to him 
and then he closes the door on him, doing that shadow thing across his face.
Kotetsu sad!!face
suddenly. Bunny!
little kid appears to have lost his balloon. and Kotetsu is a sweet, kind guy with a hero complex returns it to him
and it appears the kid is a fan of WIld Tiger
nope, he's not.
nope, those are Kotetsu's cards >_>
oh right, he gasped like that, i forgot
just a hero-geek, happy to find an adult hero-geek XD
n-nope >>
and the kid is a Sky High fan, runs off and leaves Kotetsu sitting there with a sad face. >.>.
he's in the office, still making sad faces.
and then we get a conversion with quick interludes of Bunny's motorcycle.
again, we get this cool animation for movement
nope, wait, it's not Bunny, it's Kotetsu. OOPS, my mistake?
and THEN CREDITS WITH COOL SINGING
just remember, Bunny is pink and has ears
Kotetsu is green and... somehow his suit vaguely looks tiger-ish
got ya'
... Kotetsu, why are you so deeply fail, DID YOU SEE ROCK BISON IN ANY OF THE CREDITS?
I THINK NOT. I SAW BUNNY, HE IS YOUR NEW PARTNER, get with the program already.
lololol
... And then Bunny shows up, flips up his mask and makes a smirkily-smirk face at Kotetsu
Kotetsu makes comically upset face of surprise
"You?!"
We get previews, and then the episode ends.
the previews are also cute
i hope they do something to keep Kotetsu's fail at pronouncing English
I just hope they don't give him a random Engrish accent though
because that would annoy me
really really hardcore
that would be awful
scratches head well, I'm terrible at telling voices apart other then the obvious?
uh, so you haven't watched the English dub of TB?
it's not out yet
they're just starting to cast it
oh, right.
oh well, Bunny can pronounce the English with relative ease
Kotetsu always struggles
and mostly doesn't finish them at all
I see.
anyway, they always say 'i'm Barnaby, the one who has 5 pairs of glasses!' or 'i'm Kotetsu, the one who always squishes his burgers!'
fun trivia to be found in the previews XD
hahah yeah, the English fail is funny, but Sternbild is basically America and Kotetsu has lived there for over 10 years so they better not
go out of their way to make him ethnic-y. not that I think they will because dub companies usually go the other way
he's lived there his whole life, i can't believe his hometown isn't in america
he got there in less than a day
yes that's what I meant lmfasldk
and didn't get on a plane or anything
lol
you know what I mean sob
I think
now what might be kind of cute is if they had them pronounce it in a different language
or something
idk
aaaah Sunyata are you still here
D:
/tug
left for a little bit, sorry?
ohhh XD
heh
lol /pats Batty