pretty sure this will fool any dragon.

madly scribbling notes. There's so much I didn't know about dragon lore! Candy floss and kitty-scent aerosol spray - add to shopping list.

ah, I have many of those.

these are generally handy, even in the war on kitties, if need be.

fabulous.

leave her doors and windows wide open overnight, fearless of dragons and happy to sleep scorch-free and well.

well, wasn't that the point? I have to redraw the maps, in that case.

how everything relates back to everything else (if you try hard enough and wait long enough).

if, with a little Rube Goldberg planning, she could get the dragon to both toast and spread the jam.

toast now.

dragon threats are overstated

his toast was disappointing because of being devoid of marmalade.

now that this is how toasters are powered. Quantum-dragons.