My skill set is expanding.

kolkolkol

Have you considered changing your laugh? People might think you are up to something.

How can they do that? I look so innocent

For your benefit sir, I suggest you be careful about it.

You will protect me, yes?

Unconditionally.

I think I need to expand your skill set. To hide your emotions, yes?

Maybe

I shall consider it. But I will not lose the laugh

Be more subtle sir.

...... fine, fuck you guys. I'm calling Bond.

Bond?

Are you one of the three representatives of England?

James Bond.

And yes..... You are?

He's the agent from the rumored MI6, correct?

I am Natalia Romanova

Of?

You can call me Agent Romanov

And yes, he's one of our best men.

Is he dangerous?

who do you work for?

of course

That is classified information

but, MI6 must be aware of SHIELD

correct?

correct.

This Bond character is dangerous? Maybe we should take him down

You can try, sweetcheeks.

sweetcheeks? Did you just call me sweetcheeks?

I get the feeling you're just his type too

type?

beautiful, russian, fairly decent fighter by the sound of it.

fairly decent? I can beat any Agent you have.

Russia, you have an agent?

I do not work for him. My allegiance is classified

It is a pleasure to meet you then

Agent Romanov works for you Russia?

That is classified information

potatotaku I cannot confirm that though

Sir, I suggest you keep quiet on such matters.

good call.

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