{Shows up, ringtone the James Bond theme, dressed in a black suit and giving an look at his other self}

007?

since when

You'd prefer I stroll in here with a greatcoat on and a captain's hat?

What, do you need me or not? Otherwise I've got things to do

I want an Agent. Russia and America have Agents.

Bloody hell man, you've got one, now make use of him! {...turns off ringtone]

I want one with a plurk

Why do you need one?

It's not about need, it's about want. And quite right we need a Bond-- that isn't me.

How did they get Agents anyway?

I have NO idea.

That is classified information

How classified? I'll buy you a drink?

I'm russian, any sort of drink won't get me to talk

Well, now, that sounded like a challenge.
{Somebody stop him, for the love of god, stop him...}

... I'll double his wager.

{that's not stopping him....}

{someone else other than England should stop him...}

(Don't look at me)

A challenge?

Good, I hope you drown in your own drink, jerk. Go for it.

You, me, the dog, shots.

I have a high tolerance for drinks

Are you sure you can take me?

I'll take you to places you've never been before.

.....essentially, a little pub in the backstreets of London. But it sounds better if I don't say that

you've got my interest

What do I get when I win?

Alright. Meet me at St Pancras tonight. You can win my respect

I don't need to drink to do that.

Are you backing out?

My skill sets are enough to win respect

I need more

you do. I might pretend otherwise, but you really do.

So tell me, what else do you have to offer?

sweetheart, I've seen soldiers, spies, kings and warrior queens.

I'll give you a pretty necklace, I don't know.

That doesn't tell me anything about you and your skill set

How pretty?

pretty exotic? pretty expensive?

You sure sound like you're stalling...

LOL

I don't know what you are talking about

OMG YOU SUMMONED YOURSELF!

ENGLAND LOL

USofA Are you really not the captain?

Captain? No, I'm the Hero!

Captain is a hero. So you are Captain Rogers?

sconecoldkiller I am not moved by emotions. Even emoticons.

...No, seriously, I'm not Captain America xD but I am flattered~

I was responding to America's jab

USofA I see. I must speak to Captain Rogers about this then

sconecoldkiller noted. So is that what you look like? Thick bushy brows?

Too late, Romanov, my respect is gone, we'll take the challenge ourselves.

........and yes. It's what we look like

All talk and no action-- pity

Too bad. I was just riding the jet.

You're the one who changed her blooy mind

...bloody

When did I change my mind. I'm still inquiring about the rewards

respect!

there's n greater reward

no

...*

.....fuck off

Send me the exact coordinates.

...... [EXACT COORDINATES]

[received]

(you seriously trust her?)

(no, he just thinks it'll be fun.... :|)

(shots everywhere)

Apparently it doesn't. If you're feeling up to it, I'm available to talk. I'll call you this time.

Please respond with words, Mr Kirkland. At least where possible.

They seem to be fond of these emotes

aah

Almost there.

Sorry it's... ridiculous coming from me but I just can't believe I've sort of met you.