I am desperately in need of a really abysmal fanfiction, please send me the worst piece of crap you've ever read.
LIKE SOME KID WITH EYES
LMAO
I think you might bate me forever for showing you this, but oh well.
This is also the fanciful that convinced me that Jade is best off as a permabachelor.
... fanfic
/smacks autocorrect.