I feel I must make some sort of ass crack joke here also but I think it might just be implied atm. ROFLMAO!

TipsyCerulean: and redundant

If it makes you feel better I spent the better part of a SL session half way between a tiny bulldog & my human avie this week.

pictures

The next time this happens I will take uber pictures. Not like it won't happen again this week. LOL!

I don't know I love bald and naked when it comes to men

dunno, I'm partnered in SL to somebody we just call Baldie (he does run around SL bald on purpose) and I kinda prefer him naked

well, things are looking up

what things are looking up? I just had to ask since you are naked and all

let me rephrase... "thing"

oh I love a man's naked thing

actually, that won't attach either

uhoh now you just look like a naked ken doll, poor Carson.

HEHEHE sorry...I couldn't help but giggle over that.

cries

just be thankful those things aren't detachable in RL

eep!

It would probably be a good thing. You could swap out for different implements as needed. Can opener? BAM...can is open LOL

like a swiss army penis?

Great for at home or on the go. No job to big. No job too small.

all for $19.99..... get a second one and just pay shipping

But wait...there's more!!! Order now & get the thermometer attachment. Temperature? Yeah...we've got it covered!

is anyone wants their temperature checked?

oral or anal?

both if you get two

Buy for a friend! Makes a great gift!

and perfect for the holidays

considering how often my hubby loses his keys and wallet I'd be concerned that he'd lose that too

did I mention the added keychain?

Forgetful? Always losing stuff? Comes automatically equipped with a remote control locator.

damn I need to get one of those

sorry I could see my hubby using that since he's always having to have me call his phone so he can find it

"PUT THAT THING AWAY..... oh, lost your keys again?"