please don't tell me it was more than the second story. Really, lie if you have to.

he won't tell the truth to keep the peace... But luckily, there are bushes down there

Awwww poor fleabag

runs off to call the RSPCA

that the cat is back and knocking on the window once again

0dd1 should stop being lazy and go down to let the cat in the door this time

not *that* compassionate

*phew*

0dd1 is just too lazy and compassion has nothing to do with it

crappy enough without hearing about a dead cat

that no cats were injured in the making of this Plurk. No sense, no feeling

Cassiopoeia how her head is?

better

at least you didn't put it out the dorma window like I have once.. the window is part of the roof,, yep she slid all the way down

and landed in a bush..

not as evil as Deb

this is because he is male...

But is was 3am

not evil. I was just asleep, and forgot we no longer lived in a bungalow

that being EVIL is not dictated by the time of the day. Unless you're female, then it's increased at a certain time of the month...

evil every day of the month. It's just easier that way.

cant ever remember being evil at the time of the month,, Mad yes Evil NO

never evil

far too sweet

the women are trying to justify their evilness by dressing it up

too sweet for her own good most days

rests his case

I never get dressed up for any reason

not being evil

refraining from comment....

on both counts

well i never get dressed up to hide being Evil anyway cause I am not evil I a good girl

0dd1 knows he cant comment as hes been on the recieving end of posh's sweetness

saving the world from the horrors of... *The Truth*

nothing to worry about

someone is in denial

I am not in denile,, I am in Bedford

Bedford is the new Essex

is that a good thing 0dd1 I have never been to Essex

the Chav population is growing, as is the population of Chav Dogs - it's a slippery slope for you now

just as well I live in the country then, Not many Chav's here

time is a bastard

no the country villages are full of gypsys right now

that he has those too, but they are still outnumbered by the Chavs

we dont do bad for chavs, we have a few but still us posh lot rule

see

reminds Posh her hometown has been Chav-Tainted

knew the risk she was taking when she invited 0dd1 over

the Kentish one was also a contributing factor

agrees

actually driving trough Bedford yesterday most gypsys are along the river and the pool with a point on it..

the protest to stop the gypsys moving in may not work

seen the protests here, and points out they achieved nothing...