[korra] FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FCUK FKASLDJ;FAKDJA; FUCK (with ep 8 spoilers)
EVERYONE GET IN HERE FUCK
RIGHT
HAVE YOU SEEN IT
JUST FINISHED
I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY FEELS ARE DOING
NEITHER DO I
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
1. holy shit police state. I hope the crowd was okay
2. damn tarrlok. you're worse than amon
3. WHAT THE FUCK TARRLOK
2. damn tarrlok. you're worse than amon
3. WHAT THE FUCK TARRLOK
MY ONE KORRA MUSE IS HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING
fffffff
[awkwardly pats]??
SMALL WONDER
1. police state fuck fuck fuck what is going on, and I really hope people are ok
2. I MOTION WE FEED HIM TO THE EELS
3. SERIOUSLY WHAT THE
2. I MOTION WE FEED HIM TO THE EELS
3. SERIOUSLY WHAT THE
no not eels
platypusbears
or
drown him in the Swamp, get eaten by the catfishgators
before I forget: Mako when your hands were tied, why didn't you breathe fire. silly boy
I suspect he was trying to not get in more trouble than he already was, given tarlok's police state shenanigans
oh no, I mean during the batman sequence
hands tied by an equalist
oooh, right
no of course he's smart enough not to resist arrest
yes, yes, wrong part
LINK ME BRO
asami continues to be the best and wonderful
yes
/hasn;t seen the episode yet
GET OUT OF THIS PLURK
DAMN
NEVER
THIS IS FULL OF SPOILS, PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT SPOLS SHOULD LEAVE...
but I hope it won't be asami v korra nonsense btw
I've already been spoiled so
oh okay
ok!
but dammit
/searches online again
you should see it when you can, it's..... intense
jskrgddskg
OF COURSE THERE IS
FUCK THSAT SHIT
I'M SO SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF "TWO WOMEN FIGHT OVER A MAN" THING
or just women fighting in general
just ....stap
the more asami v korra I see, the more I ship it =_=
oh my god I can only imagine
...randomly
Steeple
is
it weird that I kinda like tarrlok all scruffy, from a design view?
like, now he's desperate and on the tipping point
he's a douchebag on the eeedge, he's about to explooode and it's showing
less the sauve politician and more giving us a glimpse of how much we don't know about him
and I found it
No. X
is
he yakone (of course he's yakone)
low quality but I have it
/o/
link it for people?
I don't think he's yakone
yakone's son
but I think he knew him somehow
i like tarrlok all scruffy too... what a ran character let me tell you
i want to know his deal so bad
he was losing it hardcore
I wonder... where was katara in that whole mess?
yep. also I want to know where he's taking korra
www.mediafire.com/?alv77... 720p episode link
beautiful, thank you 8D
Katara needs to show up. And...is tarlok gonna kill her or attempt some lake laogai shenanigans?
BLOODBENDING IS KNOWN AND IT IS A THING we're all doomed
well I meant during the yakone business
it depends if he wants to restart the avatar cycle or not
Tarrlok must have some personal beef with Amon, he sure twitched when Korra compared them
if he feels that she's not gonna learn airbending any time soon, he might just keep her imprisoned
oh yes that too!
either that or like.... hates the idea of comparison
maybe someone suggested it before?
if he's workin with amon for power, that may have ticked him off? or tenzin did it??/ hmm...
like maybe doesn't hate amon personally but what he represents, or hates the "you're no better" argument...
i've seen a theory that he actually is amon
and he got wigged out because korra guessed right
nah, too convenient
then again I'm not fond of the "Amon is " theories
honestly though i get the impression he's a hardcore bender supremist more than that
and amon is the biggest threat to him if that's the case
oh, maybe!
...honestly I'm like 99% sure he's going to get amonpoked
I think he might like power more than bending itself
haha amonpoked
XD
He realy likes his powerrrr. AMONPOKING, YESPLZ
...does this mean
pokeamon is real
PFFFFF GENE
sdfjkglfhdf
Amon needs to steal the Declaration of Independence from Tarrlock
does this mean amon is nick cage
yes; the secret revealed at last
well, given the channel... /smacked
also why everyone's got boners for him
because that was the plan
well, the plan worked
also I hope Tarrlok gets a fucking Little Mermaid pulled on him
so every step he takes feels like it's on legoes forever
Tarrlok is a beautiful mermaid
where he turns into foam or where he gets a trident to the face - THAT ALSO WORKS
MerMAN!
how did I get to a zoolander joke
point is - tarrlok, I will pee on all you love
...idk but I thought of a certain old movie from the disney channel...
oh?
Thirteenth Year, I think it was called?
/showing her age
what was it abo - oh
hehe
I hope Lin lives up to her mother
XD;
She's gonna break some rules by breaking Tarrlok's legs UwU-
+9001
- I KNOW HTAT MOVIE
I know of it, just never saw it =B
I used to watch it all the time when I was a kid and couldn't sleep. It bored me into Zzzzzz...
lol
...if tarrlok can bloodbend, then lin can invent bonebending
and by "bend" I mean "8r8kbreak"
(also birdbrainblue
I hope Naga is all KORRA WHERE YOU AT and that's how korra is found
^THIS
HOLY SHIT I JUST FINISHED
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
I CAN'T
I THOUGHT TARRLOK HAD SOME HIDDEN AGENDAS
AND I KNEW HE COULDN'T BE TRUSTED
BUT HOLY SHIT
what if korra went avatar state and channelled kyoshi
HE'S FUCKING INSANE
and kyoshi got her murder on
...that would make my life
he's not insane, he's evil
I legit thought Korra was going to kill him though
but then he whipped out the bloodbending
I thought she was gonna maim him, at least
yeah
holy fuck
I'm hoping Korra gets rescued by Amon because he has ~plans~ for her.
ahahahahaiksfjkdsg that'd be awful <3
...this would amuse me
or maybe
also, I thought I saw Tahno in the non-benders getting rounded up in the Dragon Flats district
nope that was a woman
yep! a different person, just a similar hairstyle
yes, RESCUE AMON +9001ING THIS
tarrlok's not crazy, he's a huge fucking douchebag who we all want to punch
also he cheats
Lin invents bonebending: breaks tarrlok's legs; rescues Korra; smooches while volcanoes explode. it'd be downright cinematic
i'd watch it
I would preorder that movie
I'd watch it on weekends while cooking
meanwhile, Asami goes all Garrett and breaks everyone out of jail
and fixes the lights
she leads a nonbender army out and arms them asami-style, by building a fuckton of awesome shit
all the minor characters show up to help: toza helps build shit, shiro shinobi becomes an ace reporter once more
tahno and the wolfbats negotiate with the triads to put down the gang wars to kick everyone's asses
pfff
......
wait
Did... Tarrlok have a place prepared for Korra?
like is this a spontaneous plan, or was this pre-meditated? o_o
.....fuck. that's a good question IS THAT WHY HE TOLD MINION TO LEAVE???
...SHRIEK
HE KNEW SHIT WAS GONNA GET REAL AND DIDN'TW ANT A WITNESS/A DEAD BODY AROUND
how long was tarrlok planning this, if so??
probably before Korra arrived...
/dramatic falling over .gif
I'm really afraid that Tarrlok is gonna try to kill korra
that'd give him at least a decade at the least
or
shriek
what if he tries to forcibly induce an avatar state to kill her then??
BUT TARRLOK, THAT'S AMON'S PLAN-
YOU CA'NT JUST KILL THE AVATAR FOR POLITICAL POWER, FOR FUCK SAKE
WATCH HIM!!1
also amon's plan is to de-bend her
it technically accomplishes the same thing, but the effect is vastly different
it doesn't fuck up the world, for one. ...ho9pefully
take her to... THE LIBRARY
NO, THAT'S WHERE AMON'S SPIRIT DAD IS, HE TRIED TO EAT THE LAST AVATAR
/headcanon
wait what
Amon's dad is the dragon owl
XD oh god
wait wait take her to Lake Laogai
he didn't tell amon to spirit things, amon just read a lot and came to some conclusions
IN LAKE LAOGAI, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM
THAT IS WHAT I AM SUSPECTING katara's gonna kill tarrlok so bad
aaaah
maybe he'd take her to a metal-filled place...
Tarrlok is like Long Feng only twice as badass now
yes ;;
wait...what if the guy voiced by dante basco helps korra escape
nope I say Dante is voicing Zuko's daughter
in the same voice he did when Zuko was badly imitating Azula
pffff yes
asd;klfja
screeeeeeeaaaaam I can't look away from this plurk
my brain is basically going "what's the worst way to take this episode and extrapolate?"
cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I'm too busy trying to figure out how this is affecting all the minor characters and side people and so on dlakjs;fa
or regular citizens =c
I'm also wondering at the implications of a non-bender district
like, is it an economic aspect? non-benders banding together? NBs shoved off from other areas? a combination?
how is it so stratified?
considering the implications of triads unified by bending as opposed to cultural bonds, and what tarrlok's doing
it may be all of the above
yeah....
it seems to be a disdaining and economic thing
plus, it may be considered safer
yeah - they'd band together to avoid discrimination
also can we appreciate the animation in this ep
dayum
yes, yes we can. CAR CHASE!!! CAR CHASE
that beautiful fight with tarrlok and shit crashing everywhere and korra goin LONG LIVE THE KING to tarrlok
ffff yes
I hope tarrlok gets a grain of rice right up the sinuses
from the back of the throat I mean
...a non-bending area would be a terrible idea. Screw "economic freedom". The non-benders are the small business people of the city.
forcing them to move won't be a "oh, put your businesses here! 
" but a "you are moving here, and all your stuff is left behind".
" but a "you are moving here, and all your stuff is left behind".
It'd be a way for Tarrlok et all to strip the non-benders of their economic freedom and return them to the underclass "where they belong".
no no no that's the opposite of what I wanted (he'd do it, someone call amon)
I meant a non-bending area as a result of other things, not imposed
Even then. The only way they'd be able to protect themselves would be with help from the illegal Equalists. The police wouldn't step in,
if imposed, yes it's a terrible idea
also: curfew. how fucking scary is that
fucking terrifying
the sad thing is, it sort of reminds me of Germany's treatment of the Jews
^ This
Not in its entirety because Equalists are perfectly reasonable to be afraid of.
Lumping all non-benders in isn't cool though.
/nods/ I think that would have happened anyway, though.
So going back to that connection, the Germans had imposed curfews and unfair arrests/detainments and just... general discrimination
I think it's Mike and Bryan's way of creeping out the kids and giving the older crowd a way to be creeped out too.
it's working
the equalists movement is more akin to the communist uprising (and later revolution) in China but
while I don't think it's only similar to the treatment of jew/minories in pre-WWII germany, that is the pattern
It's the first one that comes to mind for western viewers?
yep!
I keep going back to the LA race-riots in my comparisons, but for very different reasons.
it's not that I don't want people to draw that parallel, it's just that I always get a little <_< when people compare Korra to Western stuff
oh
I wonder, in that case
Steeple
will
the cops start protecting benders?
b/c in the LA riots, the police went to protect.... the wealthier Japanese neighborhoods
/nods/
and how the media kept trying to spin it as "only" Korean peeps vs Black peeps
exactly.
like it was unrelated to the socio-economic effects of institutionalized racism on all sides
like how they didn't go after the escaping equalists?
hmmm
oh also
I hope Tarrlok has to listen to Afro Circus for 12 hours
I hope Tarrlok has his perfect game of Kingdom Hearts saved over
I hope Tarrlok accidentally trades his mewtwo for a bidoof
wheeze
I hope Tarrlok throws a Master Ball... but the pokemon breaks free!
I hope all the legendary dogs get the first move
I hope Tarrlok has to listen to someone explain the whole plot of Homestuck
kdja;slfdead
I hope he gets lost in Mt Coronet and ends up fighting Cyrus with his tm slave bidoof
I hope he gets stuck escorting the wagon in Twilight Princess
I hope all the metal slimes run away from Tarrlok when he plays Dragon Quest
I hope he misses the gold chu chu jelly every time
I hope he only finds Rupees in the cut grass, and never hearts
I hope he only finds hearts when he's on full health and rupees when his wallet is full
I hope Navi bugs him every five seconds
I hope his favorite anime gets cancelled on a cliffhanger
I hope all of Tarrlok's ships never become canon
I hope he steps on every lego.
Barefoot. B|
I hope Tarrlok goes into Mt. Moon with no repels
I hope that Tarrlok spends his whole life stepping on legos
and only encounters zubats, never a geodude, let alone a clefariy
I hope that Shiro Shinobi gets more airtime than Tarrlok in the next season
what is this plurk
I hope that Tarrlok's pillow is replaced with a pile or legos
I hope that whatever Tarrlok touches beomes legos
I hope it feels like legos when he has sex
SlipperyKitten: we want tarrlok's life to beecome ultimate lego works
SlipperyKitten it's a meme going around on tumblr; we're expanding it
I want to find all the korra muses on my plurk sometime and have tehm all freak out about the episode
THIS SHOW GIVES ME SO MANY FEELS AND I HOPE TARRLOK NEVER FINDS A CANON HE ENJOYS SO MUCH
I hope Tarrlok only sees The Great Divide episode of atla
I hope that Tarrlok gets ember island player'd
I hope Tarrlok can only use Internet Explorer
I hope Tarrlok gets a hangnail and can't get rid of it
I hope all of his eyelashes fall out into his eyes
I hope that he burns up his eyebrows
I hope that someone shaves one of his eyebrows off
I hope he gets an embaressing tattoo
I hope Tarrlok can't finish Amnesia
I hope Tarrlok can't finish Ghost Trick, Ace Attorney or any Layton games
I hope tarrlok has to use all the hint coins
I hope he runs out of hint coins on the last puzzle
I hope Tarrlok can only drink PBR
I hope someone pees on everythin Tarrlok loves
Shiro can
Good plan, best plan
I hope Shiro exposes Tarrlok's corruption just like he did with the Wolfbats, and then ep. 6 happens again
except replace 'the bending arena' with 'tarrlok'
I hope Tarrlok gets a splinter every time he touched wood
I love how this turned from analyzin the socioeconomic and political shenanigans to repeatedly insulting tarrlok
yep XD
screw you guys Tarrlok is my beautiful mermaid
merMAN!
yeah it's shifting from "holy shit you are awful" to "fun to mock" again =3
he doesn't smell like a man
nope =3
I can't resist the zoolander joke tho'
look at your man, now back at me, now back at your man, now back at me. sadly, he isn't me, but if he started using amon-scented body wash,
he could smell like he's me. look down. where are you? you're in an arena with the amon your man could smell like. what's in your hand?
it's two tickets to the game you love. look again. the tickets are now a taser glove. anything is possible if you smell like amon
i'm on a blimp
XD
moisture is the essence of wetness
and wetness is the essence of beauty
....yep, firmly in "mockable" now XD
AT LEAST AMON IS FUNNY; TARRLOK IS JUST A GOOD TARGET TO MOCK
I want a picture of Tarrlok doing the little mermaid rock pose thing
I WANNA BE
in a sea of blood
WHERE THE EQUALISTS ARE
I WANNA SEE
WANNA SEE THEM HANGING
someone stop me
amonsula thinks tarlok should learn how to use BODY LANGUAGE
or is it ursulmeelo
oh god stop
Amon is a stand-up comedian
yep
Jokes.avi
8D
Amon a roll
/bricked
Amon it!
XD
i can talk about this until amonday
I can until next satoday
we'll just keep on bumiraanging into new topics
I did think of Zoolander after I saw this Tahno fanart
pfff nice
oh, is that based on a real fishie? .D.
idk I didn't draw it
oh well
.....wouldn't waterbending look different underwater?
this way, it looks like he's airbending
not working