so me and my brother walk into a bar and
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some dude at the door stops us with "hey, Bryce, remember how I wanted to date your little sister and you had a sit down with me about my
me and Bryce both stared at the guy
then I was like, "wow, awkward. yeah I'm gonna ... go."
all he wants to talk about is his very short lived relationship with my sister
okay like I knew my options tonight would be to skip drinking and get out fast or to get drunk as fast as possible to stand this
LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING WITH OPTION TWO
I think so idk I just know I hate him
he keeps telling me I'm terrifying
Bryce seems to think a physical altercation is a possible though unlikely outcome of this evening
when I realized how fucked up he was I suggested we fuck with him and Bryce was immediately like NO
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