some dude at the door stops us with "hey, Bryce, remember how I wanted to date your little sister and you had a sit down with me about my

horrible temper?"

me and Bryce both stared at the guy

then I was like, "wow, awkward. yeah I'm gonna ... go."

he followed us ugh

go away shawn

all he wants to talk about is his very short lived relationship with my sister

okay like I knew my options tonight would be to skip drinking and get out fast or to get drunk as fast as possible to stand this

LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING WITH OPTION TWO

I think so idk I just know I hate him

he keeps telling me I'm terrifying

Bryce seems to think a physical altercation is a possible though unlikely outcome of this evening

when I realized how fucked up he was I suggested we fuck with him and Bryce was immediately like NO