very specific slipper requirements. I wonder if there's an international standard of slipper propriety (ISO-SA109 perhaps)

if it's measured in therms-emitted-per-reddened-buttock-square-centimetre.

let me try that again 'International Standard of Slipper Appropriateness' - the ISO-SA109. And so on.

these are WAY too pink for me.

mine are finally dry, I am happy to have them back

of your slippers. Are they workaday or insane and fluffy?

they are black, not fluffy but very warm.

sound like my sort of slippers.

they were incredibly expensive - I suspect I paid $4 for them

can't do fluffy ones, because I wear them outside

does also. I have ones that look like soft (silverish) boots.

I also need them to be the opposite colour of most of the furnishings, as my hound is shoe obsessed, so I spend a lot of time looking for

my footware

ware? wear/

slightly obsessed with boots, you'll be surprised to learn, so understands the footwear issue.