I'd say climb back in it, but I'm worried you were implying something in particular.

I'll stick with 'go away'

oh... are you Mr Bonnefois?

You are who? Maybe you visit me, friend of Monsieur Phil?

I take him tonight to restaurant of fondue

...

Ah. He hasn't mentioned you, miss. Paris.

Is very good. We make the stinky cheese

and he messed his pants

Stinky cheese?

.... he has not? We met only hours ago.

I think this is maybe more information than he wants me to know

Oui, c'est tres.... stinky.

No, I rub him off and is okay now

I'm glad he's happy

bien sur! I will make you happy too

I don't fondue, but thank you

Non? but is cheap with me.

maybe we sushi

Sushi?

I don't speak very much French, ma'am, I'm very sorry

Is japanese

you make the roll

and your meat in on top

I don't... know, but I'll give it a try

Oui! And then we have bun in oven

I make for you

Hm, the Japanese food I see in the grocer stores does look interesting

I didn't know they had buns!

No, they are my buns. Very soft

I want you to try

French buns?

oui

haha alright, I'd love to try. Last time I was in Paris it wasn't so great so

when?

It's been a long time, ma'am

no, you tell me or no buns

It's kind of a secret

no buns. I want secret

is like victorias?

because is okay with me.

Now wait just a moment

Mr Rogers, I'll have you know there are boundaries and you are surely about to cross one

?

Paris who is this Coulson you're going with to what restaurant? I don't mind if you tell me! Just...

and why are you calling him Phil

He is Agent of America. And I am make him comfortable. He's stabbed. Now he's have more holes than me

I'm very sorry, Mr Kirkland, I think there's a mistake.

Well make no mistake, just so it's clear.

You won't be having any of Paris' buns!

pourquois pas? -3-

... is it like fondue?

No, it isn't, what--

non! mon dieu, you don't eat?

I'm very confused... But it's alright. I'd rather not upset you Mr Kirkland, thank you for lunch earlier.

Lunch?

Oh ho. And now who is whore?

you make the sandwich with Monsieur Rogers?

I haven't had any bloody lunch!

not with him, you've been here! You know I'm not cocking this one up

you did what?!

...But you gave me the information about Ms Margaret Carter...

who is Mlle Cater?

friend

..... I haven't given you any information, what-- are you on about?

... I'm late for a meeting with a friend. Thank you for your time. I'm sorry to have offended.

....What an odd fellow

..... I come home now. I put Phil to bed first.

what-- no! But this...

Look here, I'm allowed to defend my stake in things, Paris

You have stake?

I left food for you

why are you eat stake?

I have the right to defend us!

You and me, and I'm not fond of sharingunless you ask

...from what? is Phil here for reasons?!

You're off talking about letting some man named Steve eat your buns!

Don't pretend you're trying to be coy

....what is wrong with that?

There's things between the lines there!

what line

Paris, were you seriously flirting with a random stranger/

he is not stranger now.

I sure as hell don't know him

so we meet him and we sushi

you dont deplurk me now?

... We can deplurk I just.. Never mind.

mon dieu, this again. this 'never mind'.

you ignore me i dont come home.

every person is allowed my cook.

so you get angry with yourself.

and I get sexy with mine

... it really was just about cooking?

......dicksahead.

... pardon?

you are dicksahead

come to hotel and pick me on

*pick up me

fine, which one...?

greffulhe

Be there soon. Got your bags sorted?

i have no bags i only drop phil

Alright, I'll be there.

{{With flowers and an apology because oh bollocks did he cock it up XD}}

{{she feels a little bad because she's a massive flirt. but then she figures he should know this and stop being a dick about it >| }}

{{But if he's a massive dick maybe she should stop being a massive flirt...}}

{{ that is not her way }}

{{Then they will always argue XD}}

{{ it seems.... normal }}

{{They are normal xD}}

{{ when he picks her up, she can be wearing : like a good gf }}

{{asdlfka;sfdj}}

WOW sconecoldkiller

BACK UP, that's my man, Captain America!

mon dieu

BACK UP. That's my man, Angleterre!

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