Apologise.

ApologiZe

I am the one who suffers when he gets depressed

do not start with me

I have him on the phone

he can kill my boner very easily

...

........he called you?

oui.

looking for things to complain and argue about

you upset him very much, it is clear

What'd I do? I just put up a picture!

I don't get it

he's weird

why can't I understand him anymore?

You have a complex about your.... metabolism, non?

NO

The land of literature is sensitive about his... condition. And I am the one who must suffer through awkward complaints

and indirect discussions

... condition?

is he dying D: ?

about who knows what

HE CAN'T DIE

he's not allowed

he is not dying

I won't let him

he is telling me I let people on the Eurostar now.

Just apologise

.......... oh. okay yeah hero things ok yes um

WHAT CONDITION

and don't mention spellings

the bad spelling condition

... but hey most of the time he's good about it!

dyslexie

I think, anyway

he is usually drunk when he makes the mistakes

he's dyslexic???

NO WAY

....

*really?*

mon dieu, you wet the bed for many years, he has difficulty with the words

nations cannot all be so perfect as me

HEY!

LOL

I-- I was scared

when the things would be watching me at night

and sometimes I drank a lot of water before bed

i will watch you. if you apologise, get him off my back and come up to bed

because I was thirsty

and introduce me to the captain

...............ok fine

oh!

Cap is cool, you'll like him

and stop making excuses or it will make me not want to sleep with you

It's the truth! anyway

there

.....he's hung up. I imagine you're more or less forgiven.

i'm going to bed

... together?

oui