[Private to sconecoldkiller] Apparently the kid's in a suit. How long's that going to last? If it even happened in the first place.
I bet he's wearing a hoody
A suit?
What's the occasion? His birthday isn't for another... ugh, little more than 3 weeks
France is clearly up to something
.... he's doing something that would somehow be of benefit to us?
.... has he gone mad?
wait
Maybe it's a ploy.
That was a dumb question also
Lure us into a false sense of security?
Maybe he's going to harm America.
It wouldn't benefit us
I'll check it out. I'm currently in frogland--
it could cause a lot of prob- you are?
Well, since you're near and all.....
clearly not, and yes. Paris needed some. help.
I... I also must apologise I think.
I saw the misgoogle.
I cocked up something, you and that Steve
...congratulations, I suppose.... {{ BLUUUSHING }}
...
NOT THA--
What happened?
With Steve
I've made a mess-- well this is just.
Not Paris!
......
WAIT A MOMENT
Steve. Me and Steve. What.
I had a row with him
...oh?
He mistook me for you, a legitimate mistake really as I am you
so ah, if he's a bit awkward toward you that's why
or confused, you see
Oh. Hahah
I'm sure it's nothing
Well I certainly didn't make us look good
Although.... those Americans.... they certainly do take things very seriously
he's... a nice one.
back to the original matter
Yes
You chould check on them. His twitter mentioned the eiffel tower.
of course
England
will
do, on the way
good lord man
it's true
...
And I.
He.
You should... take a photo
for blackmail
it...........
he'd be terrible embarrassed
No, he's-- goodness.
what is it, man?! Spit it out.
fucking hell he looks sharp
....... picture. Just as proiof
France, the lucky bastard from
...proof
frog*
yes
....
done
shitting hell..... is this for real
why are they all dressed up
My eyes are not deceiving
I haven't the foggiest it's just.
Why couldn't the little shit dress like this so easily for us?!
and France justasks and he's 
well, we weren't shagging him for a start
I.... could.... b-- no
you weren't!
I've never
.....good. it's....it's not proper
but the current state of dress is compelling, with the proper equipment he...
.....no it's isn't.... you're right.....
yes
it's not decent
well. we raised him better than we thought
Frane is taking advantage of that
France. Dammit
... yes, there's that.
He does look stunning. Even with the current world situation.
......well. I've never.... hated him. So. It's good. I'm glad he looks so...well
I don't have the heart to ruin the evening either
No.
Quite. Is it. Well I. A few more pictures couldn't hurt.
This is enough, anyway. We can....tease him. Later
right
Of course. More evidence. Better angles so we can be sure it's him
It might be that Steve guy
I'll get a close up--
best make sure it's not
yes
I am genuinely sorry about that
he just...... is he as clueless as America?
No, don't be. It can all be fixed, I'm sure
A little bit, yes.
what with talking about buns with Paris and baking in ovens and I just
Better manners though
Yes I should apologise properly to him
It's more that he's... out of time with everyone.
He'd fit in beautifully at an old people's home
... he'd fit in beautifully anywhere, let's be hoenst
honest*
England
is
he in Par- the city still, with is Agent?
.....he .... yes
I believe he's scheduled to return to the US with.... oh.
that's why
.......A last .... date.
I can't believe they still go on dates
It's been months now
...I don't take Japan on dates. We.... we're too old for that nonsense. We...go places.
...
I go on dates with Paris
How is Japan, actually? His royalty just had someone pass...
he seems okay but.... he always does 
Take him somewhere?
let him see the ocean or something
He's fond of that getting back to nature bit, isn't he?
Yes. Well. Maybe we could go to the mountains again. So long as Wales isn't still there to get me drunk
... You should avoid him if that's the case
Claim it's just supposed to be you and Japan