Oh get over yourselves you useless bloody twits.

500 years ago! Before he came along, marriage meant a whole lot more too. Hypocrits.

A lot of which meant a lack of freedom and a lot of hate.

OMG ENGLAND, freedom

...

get lost

Never

Separation of church and state is my gig and stuff and.... gosh I'm so proud

Out and proud? careful now, I heard that weren't darn well a-pree-shee-yated over that way, yeehaw.

Wow, you realize I'm banging France, right?

BUT HOLY CRAP YOU DRAWL'D

I needed to sound stupid so I could be on your level and understood.

Hey, you like it don't even pretend to insult it!

darntooting billygoat gawrsh, yer lai-yin!