Bird
13 years ago
Okay. So. My theory is:
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Bird
13 years ago
So, my cats are feuding.
Bird
13 years ago
One of them, my moms tiny grey kitten-ish type thing, has been hanging in my room a lot lately.
Bird
13 years ago
And we don't really get along.
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Bird
13 years ago
So I find that to be strange in itself.
Bird
13 years ago
Well, also as of late, her and my moms other cat (black and white fluffy pissy ass) have been feuding.
Bird
13 years ago
Usually, the two of them are in my moms room and Tuck (my cat) is in my room.
Bird
13 years ago
Tuck has been kind of leery of the other two lately.
Bird
13 years ago
He's been chillin in the living room glaring at the dog in her crate.
Bird
13 years ago
Anyways.
Bird
13 years ago
So.
Bird
13 years ago
Just now. Kitten little (her name is Tink though; the grey one) was sitting on my window sill, and all the sudden here come Jasmine (black
Bird
13 years ago
and white one) and I'm like "lolno. Get out. You go in places you're not supposed to." So I kicked her out and then i was like
Bird
13 years ago
"wtf. You too." and icked up Tink to put her out.
Well, I threw her at the door, and usually they run out.
Bird
13 years ago
But she planted her furry ass right there and hissed at me. And I was like "LOLFUCKNO." and pushed her out the door with my foot.
Bird
13 years ago
Jasmine was still standing there and they hissed at each other and kind of had a stare off. Then I shut the door.
Bird
13 years ago
IN CONCLUSION. MY THEORY:
Bird
13 years ago
They had a meeting. Tuck was just kind of ferping, since he's the only male, and left to go pig out on food.
Bird
13 years ago
*derping
Bird
13 years ago
So Jasmine and Tink were left to convention and decide that while I'm at school, my mom's room is everyone's room.
Bird
13 years ago
But as soon as school ended, and I'm home all the time now, my room because Tink's domain and my mom's became Jasmine's. And Tuck just kind
Bird
13 years ago
of herp derp's around anywhere. But he prefers my room.
Bird
13 years ago
And they all just mutually agree that the dog deserves the isolation it gets.
Bird
13 years ago
And Jasmine (some how) has the right to jump on top of the cage every now and then and hiss at Audrey like a weirdo for no reason.
Bird
13 years ago
(Pissy old woman.)
Bird
13 years ago
....................(blinkblink) Yup. I've gone cray-cray.
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