Not as drunk as my drunk alter ego (still nameless) but still drunk.. look at me typing coherent sentences.
not drunk enough
plenty drunk enough, thanks.
if English is still your first language you are not drung enough
drunk
that's called being wasted, and people should always avoid being that stupid.
Wetboy
says
Awe look at you being a good boy 
I didn't get shwasted
Yes, exactly.