...........

not at all

preposterous
You know I can read you like a book. And, oh, how I used to love reading in bed.
Really, all I recall is your mouth was full
Full of you, just as my heart was. And as your ass was full of me.

YOU AND I REMEMBER THIS QUITE DIFFERENTLY
I remember the way you taste.
No you don't! You said you've already cleaned your mouth!
what with that young, nubile.... and... loud-mouthed partner of yours
Oh, my tongue tastes another now, but I can still remember. I'm not so old, Angleterre....
I could bring you to your knees with a single word if I wished.

YOU CANNOT

STOP IT

done............
no, definitely not, never
make me scream your name until my government weeps
If it's giving you what you want, sorry old chap. Not going to happen
you haven't even asked me about my dream
If you're dreaming about me and banging America there's simply something wrong.
i don't sleep and dream when he is on me.
so what, you dreamt of invading me, what's new
it's never going to happen
Don't you remember Guillaume?
You and I, bodies moving against one another in time with the waves lapping against the shore....
...

that... was ages ago, what-- does it even matter?
you felt.... mon dieu, not like heaven. Better. You felt like hell.
every touch set me on fire and I would have burned for you.
let me guess, your cheeks are burning up?
what are you after, just spit it out so I can reject you already. Go bugger America
ARE YOU BOTH READING THIS?
Would you like me to think of you?
Non, I haven't asked permission to masturbate to you yet
FAR TOO MUCH INFORMATION--
his nose wrinkles like yours does in the morning
but he sticks his nose in my mouth and breathes in my morning breath
he is a little more...easy to be with than you.
WELL GOOD, I'M GLAD YOU'RE BOTH HAPPILY BANGING.
How does Paris compare to me?
Of course, you need never question
And remember, I know her.
she goes for a few more rounds than you ever did
softer, too. Not nearly as-- many pointy edges
I find I prefer the soft curves of a woman, anyway. Much more comfortable to wake up on or with
does she still make that little sound just before climax. An almost timid.... squeak
... she does.
does she clench her body around you as though afraid of falling?
AND YOU WON'T RUIN IT FOR ME
But surely the blowjobs are familiar?
She didn't take long to teach
shitting hell what are you tryingwhy are we having this conversation, go get your piece and stopas;ldfjas;jf
shall I call again if your hands are busy
MY HANDS ARE BEING USED TO TYPE YOU KNOB
you can speak louder on loud speaker
svp svp svp svp svp svp svp svp
DENIED
Wha-- you haven't gotten permission from...
who said i'm touching myself? I'm doing this for you.
Right and I don't........ need this
Dammit, out of my head, you
I want to give it to you.
well too bloody bad you're occupied with your monogamous boy over there so
And I am doing nothing. Just...feeding you.
Shall I talk you through it?
Angleterre.... i te requiret
...

go sod off
go and have the little revolutionary do it