I do NOT have a big arse!

hey! The buttocks might belong to the boot.

Haha good point

the big-arsed faery must be defective. Unless you got your wish...?

one of the things about arses: they require photographic evidence!

that the photographic evidence for this arse would be about as reliable as early faery photographic evidence.

damn, I clicked that hoping for an arse

semi-satisfied, now!

come on, that's a mighty-fine ass.