half an hour later i hear her moving around downstairs, i go down to help with the groceries

her: oh i haven't left yet! i was doing yardwork

...she has a unique way of procrastinating

sdfjsldfso

My mom's exactly the same.

and now she's sitting there opening mail

it wouldn't be such a big deal but she's got to be back in an hour for stuff

less than, at this point

and she also takes such a long time in the store that these days it's a tossup about whether i should go with her to nag her into

shopping faster, or just stay home so i have the house to myself for 3 hours

gosh your mom sounds lie mine

*like

lmao

going to the good will with her is fucking dangerous

we go in there looking for cups, we emerge 2 hours later with the cups, and a ton of decoration things like little tables and vases and

fake plants