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IT WAS ON MY GOD DSMN MUCHTIN ER FUCKING KEYBARD
IT WAS JUST CRAWLIGN ON THERE LIKE IT OWNED TH EOMTHE RFUKC ING THING AND THE NI SCRWAM ED AD CRUED AND SCARED MY CAT AWAY
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AND WHEN I TOLD MY MOM SHE SID SHE DOES MY LIK THEM EITH ER DO I HAD TO LIKE I HAV DLITO LIKE
GET IT ON LIKE A FUCKINGPAPER PLATE OR WHATEER NAD THN QUICKLY SCRWAM AD CATCHH IT IN LIKE TILET PAPER
AND THEN I MFLUSHED THE MOTHERFUCKIER DOWN THE TOILET
BUUT I'M AL PAPARMOID NOW BECAUSE THTADS LIKE TH ESEC OND TONE I'VE FOUND IN Y ROM AND I;M SCARED