ghostiehime
13 years ago
DID I TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT THE TIME I WAS JESUS?
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ghostiehime
13 years ago
okay. well
ghostiehime
13 years ago
basically here's how it went down
ghostiehime
13 years ago
my aunt sent me out to do something and i was riding my bike and i somehow managed to smack into the back of someone's van
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ghostiehime
13 years ago
this is all a dream of course
ghostiehime
13 years ago
but anyway, apparently i did damage so i followed them home and they told me i could fix it
ghostiehime
13 years ago
the kid that told me this was handsome, but i won't get into that
ghostiehime
13 years ago
and then he just dragged me away and started carrying me, my cousin and my friend that randomly appeared down this path
ghostiehime
13 years ago
he started going on about it and i told him i'd seen it a thousand times and walked it a dozen more
ghostiehime
13 years ago
and then we got to this tunnel thing and then we got trapped in there
ghostiehime
13 years ago
once we got out we walked out and saw that there were a bunch of nuns under a gazebo
ghostiehime
13 years ago
and they called my friend out for blasphemy and stuff
ghostiehime
13 years ago
and started chasing her through this like 14th century village
ghostiehime
13 years ago
and here i am running and running
ghostiehime
13 years ago
chasing after them when i grabbed my friend by the head, dunked her into a fountain going THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU
ghostiehime
13 years ago
then they considered me a hero because i apparently exorcised the demons out of her. >_>
ghostiehime
13 years ago
its one of the better dreams i've had
ghostiehime
13 years ago
nothing tops "are the groceries okay?" though
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