DID I TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT THE TIME I WAS JESUS?
latest #18
basically here's how it went down
my aunt sent me out to do something and i was riding my bike and i somehow managed to smack into the back of someone's van
this is all a dream of course
but anyway, apparently i did damage so i followed them home and they told me i could fix it
the kid that told me this was handsome, but i won't get into that
and then he just dragged me away and started carrying me, my cousin and my friend that randomly appeared down this path
he started going on about it and i told him i'd seen it a thousand times and walked it a dozen more
and then we got to this tunnel thing and then we got trapped in there
once we got out we walked out and saw that there were a bunch of nuns under a gazebo
and they called my friend out for blasphemy and stuff
and started chasing her through this like 14th century village
and here i am running and running
chasing after them when i grabbed my friend by the head, dunked her into a fountain going THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU
then they considered me a hero because i apparently exorcised the demons out of her. >_>
its one of the better dreams i've had
nothing tops "are the groceries okay?" though
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