標準鄉民嘴砲~ XD

挺無聊的

事實上只有活下來才是重點

活著~早晚都會死, 如果死了~永遠都活著

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
羅禮士其實在二十年之前就已經死了，但是死神還沒勇氣去找他。

你真的有仔細看過嗎?

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous snake. after three das of excrutiating pain, the cobra died.
羅禮士曾經被毒蛇咬過：在經過三天的極度痛苦後....那條蛇死了

這啥小?!

豪小