I'm trying to picture actually using this and my brain just can't wrap itself around what the invite would be like.
Sisi
wonders 16 years ago
if there's a big enough market for this sorta thing to be charging a whopping $800L.
giving some of the outfits or lack thereof I've seen today, I'm gonna say yeah, they'll sell.
not really sure if Stein is joking or not....
I dunno...wouldn't the rug be for octopussy?

send me the LM! Orgy at my house
is it really an orgy if you're just touching yourself?
she isn't up on her orgy etiquette
does that qualify as a circle jerk?
it would be too much pressure for me- what if I fail to perform for myself while others are watching?

what will they think of next... I don't think there is anything left!
OMG you're right Nikkita...I mean, performance anxiety...I would end up poking myself in the eye or something....
n't sure she could find it again if she tried.....but she WILL try.
Glam might want an eye job. She is investigating fetishes right now, after all.
lurks by the rug to see which of you pervs take ride the LiMo...
wait wait... it's a whole store dedicated to masturbation? "Love Thyself?
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
disturbed. And you will be, too, once you go visit. And you WILL go visit. Won't you?
and getting ready to flickr.
actually a friend plurked the other day about a huge frog designed for the same purpose.
I'm in a theater right now... where the poseballs in the chairs say "finger yourself" or "stroke yourself"
ah, the PeeWee Herman model. Very nice.
I'm listening to friends discuss a guy who has sex with his car, but is still a virgin.
okay...the options are to masturbate as a woman, man, or herm
Hi Dot.
have you all gathered at the masturbation store?
I'm watching Dot try out the rug right now.
ok- slurl please. I must see.
the store is called love thyself...yet not a water pik shower massager to be seen...must be made by a guy
sad to be missing the love-fest.
busy shopping a sale. If you're still hanging out when I'm done....wait. That sounded all wrong....
omg...they do have a shower massager on the second floor
oh, sisi- you find the best places.
it was glorious and terrifying all at once
I agree with Dot that the rug's pattern would be a mood killer.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha