Fellow employee opened up his drawer with 5-hour energy drinks, Balls soda, and some Peppermint Caffeinated candies. I passed.

fast absorbing caffeine like that makes you feel crappy during the rush and after the crash anyway. time for black tea!

brew it for 5 or 6 minutes and you'll be jazzed for a bit.

Hey, that's right, I have some BIGELOW Earl Grey in my drawer. I don't see any expiration date, so I'm going for it.

earl grey gets better with age. the oil they use in it is usually overpowering when it's fresh

Well, then this should be primo!

just be careful, bigelow packs a wallop

OK, belt is buckled...

don't forget your ring

Ok, and fwiw, don't search for images of tea bag and wrestling.

safe search saves lives (or jobs)!

or sanity.. or lunch