"When eating a banana, never look another man in the eyes and/or comment on the quality of the banana"

"Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella"

hmmmm

It is only ok to cry if only 1 woman sees you, and it gets you laid for having "feelings".

One of the best sites I've seen... thanks

oh you know it bizzat

in a 6 person hot tub, there should only be a maximum of 3 guys

where did u get it hun?

"The customer is always right... unless its a woman. "

The only pink things that men can like are lady parts and the inside of a steak.

if while eating nachos there are some stuck together, they are considered, one nacho

"A man will never allow a friend to drink alone"

"Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals"