Got new glasses yesterday. Immediately had sense of vertigo looking thru a section of the lens. Pointed this out and gal saw the distortion.
Paid extra for anti-glare for the first time. Called them on it. "I don't get it. Where's the anti-glare?" She said, "Right, isn't any."
Originally told 7-10 days for new glasses. Ok, 10 working days. To send them back and get them checked out and corrected, 2 to 3 weeks.
TurkeyDdaisy
says
Glasses are, well, kind of, IMPORTANT>
≈JJWĥΘǾps≈
has
not had good luck with eye doctors. Last one murdered his fiance (a prostitute) for not showing up to their wedding.
≈JJWĥΘǾps≈
says
He then committed suicide in prison wrapping his head with a sock and the celophane wrappers from his TV dinners.
Now I have to question his motive for breaking my man space with his knee and telling me my eyes sparkled like an 18 year old's.
TurkeyDdaisy
says
≈JJWĥΘǾps≈
says
I know! Almost said,"That's not the kind of contact I was looking for. " 
Just ignored it, thinking perhaps he's not aware of the rule.
Just ignored it, thinking perhaps he's not aware of the rule.
Mr.Pheeny
thinks
maybe you should let your wife pick out your next optometrist.
vdub144
says
Um, dude. Uhhhhh... 
Phee: Optometrist?? My spell checker must have put in optimist.
vdub144: Oh, am I make a spectacle for myself again?
making
Mr.Pheeny
says
it all depends on your frame of mind
In mind current frame of mind, I now can see that the optometrist can rob you blind.
Mr.Pheeny
says
They can also be a sight for sore eyes though
Now you're off the charts. Gotta stay focused. Otherwise, someone will lash out and tell us to put a lid on it.
(thinks to self, "lens it be...")
Mr.Pheeny
says
well you know what they say, out of sight, out of mind.
≈JJWĥΘǾps≈
says
My lame glasses are my business. I can understand that you don't want to stick your noses into it.
vdub144
says
No, i just have a little more vision for my responses. Choosing to optic out this pun game.
O ye'll tak' the eye road
Mr.Pheeny
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ear ear, I can't face anymore
You'll really hammering them out Phee.
Got to thinking about why that Scottish song popped into my head. An I'll tak' the low road and something about I can bank on glaucoma.
Mr.Pheeny
will
have to download that song to his eyepod. maybe some black eyed peas too. a virtual cornea-copia of music!
≈JJWĥΘǾps≈
feels
You're not getting enough R.E.M., that's for sure. Sorry if I'm hitting a Nirvana.