So my family's moving and I put an ad on craigslist for our couch. And all of a sudden I get 30 e-mails from women who think that I am an
latest #18
attractive, mature man who's intentions are not only trying to sell his freakin couch
laughing so hard at this right now omg
you should respond to each with a picture of you flipping the bird
They were like, "Oh I was so charmed by your ad!"
fucking whaaat?? I misspelled "coushion"!!
I should actually. But then they'd go after my e-mail and I don't want no freaky ladies clogging up my spam
watch, coushion is actually some sexual position
THAT'S WHY THEY E-MAILED ME
I HAVE MADE A HUGE FUCKING MISTAKE
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