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[Paradisa] Headcanon!
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Tell me what you think about this idea. x]
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CC can only corrupt GLaDOS when she's alone with her, because her and Wheatley's corruptions are equal but opposite, so they cancel out
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eachother.
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That would mean technically that GLaDOS is in the best state of mind with either both or neither. 
Hmm that could make lots of sense! O:
Becos Curiosity is egging on the violent, testing, sadistic side of her, while Wheatley is egging on the calm, useless, kind of side
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Exactly!
and what wheatley interprets as cockblocking is just counter-corruption
LMAO...
yeah, essentially!
although hanging out alone with one, then the other, then one, then the other...
could easily drive her mad
asflkjfsa
maybe
pretty much
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Well maybe not.
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Because CC is corrupting Wheatley too!
Hmm...
do you think corrupted!Wheatley would corrupt GLaDOS differently?
/interesting...
hmmmm
well
corrupted!wheatley probably would
but i cant think of how
he could always make her feel guilty- since when he's corrupted i could imagine him feeling jilted a lot
and expressing it?
aslfkjfas
idk
and guilt is a heavy emotion
i like that
man
when is that caroline loss thing
I'm probably gonna do it this weekend or next week O:
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If he did it during that that would be terrible. XD
aslfkjsaf
omg
she is already going to be unstable
those two could technically tip her over the edge until the loss is over
then she'll still be shaken up but yeah
no wait- i'm talking about the core thing here
woops
wait
alskfjas
/flails!?
that is what you're talking about yeah?
/officially lost
okay yeah- the one where she's going to have all the rest of the Portal 1 cores in her head
like not Curiosity since she's in Para bt
but*
the cake core, aggressive core and morality core will be basically in her head- the first two will be talking in her head
all the time
morality will be silently stopping GLaDOS from unleashing her anger on people and lashing out with words too violently
aslkfjas
im...
confused
I am too 8'|a
okokok
so this is her temp loss right
so this is her temp loss right
That was the loss i was planning
Yeah
she'll have all the cores
in her head
essentially
all crazyyyy
yyyeeee
hhahaha oh god
yep
she'll go insane x'D
for that week
and here is wheatley
thinking she's faking it
ahaha..............
she won't be able to hit him or anything, so he might take advantage of this and taunt her and stuff x'D
aksfjsa
if he wants
idk
probably will
you know
its not very obvious
its not very obvious
but he's really angry at her right now
ahaha....
yeah, feel free to tip her over the edge; she'll be mentally off that entire week anyway
'oh so now you're running to wheatley?'
; v ; ...................
aslkfjsa
then again
she might not go to him for help at all
she might not go to him for help at all
idk
she might
depends
i'm thinking for that post her journal will be open without her knowing
or something
and she'll flip out and tell everyone to shut up or something
sklfjas
but like
not the journal people but the cores in her head
8'|a
she'll also be unable to focus on anything for very long
like if she has to think about something? Forget it xD
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Randomly rage core. XD
x'D
LOL
growling at people
lmao lmao lmao aslkfjsaflk
she wouldn't even be able to
/pets morality
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Why is Wheatley mad at her?
becos in portal 1 before morality got thrown into the pit -- well
GLaDOS was never outright mean
annnnd i could imagine it's because GLaDOS is holding onto old grudges?
alkfjfsa
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Right. XD
and then she became really mean in a heartbeat.
and then she became really mean in a heartbeat.
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Wait, what?
for wheatley being mad
in the RP we're having on bakerstreet--
well they're going out to town for the day right
so
um
but yeah
GLaDOS just-- she can't get over the whole facility thing and she's afraid to
so
that could be part of it
8'|a
yeah
thats part if it
*of
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What's the other part?
its all the bkstreet meme.
She won't drop the facility thing...
and she kind've broke his wittle heart
She won't drop the facility thing...
and she kind've broke his wittle heart
pffft
asflksfaj
she really does like ......................coughcoughlovecoughcough............... him but she can't get over the facility thing
and she's being awfully pessimistic as usual, so wheats got sad
asalkfja
she just feels like she can't
yeah. xD
He doesn't know that she likes him though
he figures that she was just using him as a distraction so he feels super jilted
He doesn't know that she likes him though
he figures that she was just using him as a distraction so he feels super jilted
Haha... yeah-
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Is that what he's talking about in our rp???
so now he's planning to find a way to kill her oops
YES
GLaDOS, bad idea
salfkjas
and yeo
*yep
jdsnfin
he's trying to kill her
he's trying to kill her
she said she like hated him or somethiing
but it was in an offhanded way
but it was in an offhanded way
but he took it to heart
yeah............................................. so he's convinced now
salfkj
GLaDOS why do you suck at expressing emotions
you could have put that so much better HAHA
/hits her
/runs away
/hides in a box
LOL
/crawls away under the box
well she did try to fix it
NO SERIOUSLY............... GLaDOS you stupid woman hahaha
she did--
but
she's too afraid to put her heart completely on her sleeve- and imagine if she did and he reacted negatively
she's very anxious about that HAHA....
then she'd be as heartbroken as he is
too bad he's an idiot and a huge procrastinator
too bad he's an idiot and a huge procrastinator
he's going to start building things last minute
ffff she's the master of sulking
like-
she just................. could sit around in her room for days on end
lmao
but yeah
at least she doesnt get wasted in bar
*bars
Maybe that could happen later during the meme actually
alfkajs
she could
say something
and he could be like bitch hell naw
and she'd be like D: !!
askfja
something like what xD
LOL
BITCH HELL NAW
ASFLSAJ
WELL YOU KNO
W
aslkfjsaf
idk something heartfelt - or maybe she could confess to liking him a lot or something
and he could be like no, you don't >'(
alskfjfsa
because that could hurt
idk
omg
yes
and it can lead to cc's thread
when they dont talk to eachother
at least thats what i assume
yeah that works!!
asflksajf
her loss can bring them together-ish again
even if its on bad terms
yeah--
i'm trying to figure out how she would talk to him in the first place thogh
hmm
well if she's all crazy
she could just be looking for someone to help her
just like when im sick
she could just be looking for someone to help her
just like when im sick
i just walk up to my mom
complain im sick
and just be in her way forever
she could... aslkfjas
whatever she does
he'd think its a trap
she would probably be delirious enough from that to just pop by
unknowingly deciding to just be at his mercy the entire time
becos she wouldn't be thinking at all right
HAHA...
just be like sup
/crashes
salkfjas
pretty much
and he'd be like... the hell
aasklfjaslk
and he'd get mad
cause cc makes him paranoid
and she broke his heart
and putting salt in the wound just be coming around making up
cause cc makes him paranoid
and she broke his heart
and putting salt in the wound just be coming around making up
this ridiculous story
hmm.................................... i just realized
she might in a delirious haze beg him to kill her if she's that upset by everything.- she won't be able to sleep or anything
8'|
/just realized
hmm
that would be an interesting turn of events
even that
its difficult to tell
he'd think she's making fun of him
its difficult to tell
he'd think she's making fun of him
yeah, definitely
the only reason she would come to him in the first place though is because while he's the one she trusts the least, he's also the one she
trusts the most
8'|a
probably..
i wonder if he would catch on eventually? O:
maybe
he'd be really dumb about it
like...
hahah..............
he might be like
not sure if you're making this up...
not sure if you're making this up...
all squinty
ahaha............... after this thing i could so see her being like "do you seriously think i would go to you and give myself up to you in"
"my right mind!?"
sflkjas
making everything subsequently worse
hitjgvjvhkljijh
what a rollercoaster
what a rollercoaster
these two
i swear
lmao
i don't think i've RP'd a more confusing odd weird twisted on and off relationship
lmao.................
i mean it got pretty bad sometimes in the past but never this confusing
HAHA
awwww yhhhh
it's amazingly fun though
x'DD
im sure that there will be a time in the future
where they get along fine again
yeah, probably-...
they just have their turmoils XDD
although what's interesting about the bakerstreet meme now is that GLaDOS is going to be the one constantly reaching out
:'>
awwwww
cause he's all
:< </3
cause he's all
:< </3
Yeah... ; v ;
so she'll be the one grabbing for his hand or staying near or leaning on him or anything x')
well im going home
ill be sure
to reply
when i do
okay! :')
how was volunteering?
it was grea
*great
i prefer it here
haha
are you gonna volunteer there or at both places? O:
today was a one time thing
unfortunately
awww D:
you could have totally ditched the kids XD
you poor soul DX
erjfgokjeg
omg
re you two
*are
trying to make aperture
PFFT
HAHAHA...
nooooooooooooooooo
whatever gave you that idea
:')
that is terrifying
on his part
faksflkja
don't worry, progress will be halted rather quickly HAHA..
/her loss
i could just imagine the castle
"just like aperture? here ok here you go"
saflkjafsj
GLaDOS: ;-;
i can imagine it going through though
because like
theres nothing wrong
with a request like that
yeah, it's not harmful-- it's just the harmful stuff she'll have to make
like the lasers and all
askfljfas
yeah
omg
you see
he wouldn't mind
if she wasnt trying to kill him
haha
HAHA...
yeahhhh
x'D
im almost home :Y
when do you come home/
when do you come home/
*go home
what are words
I'll be free at 4:30, and will be travelling home likely at around 5
So I'm free soooon
aslkjfsa
we'll probably be free around the same time ish
YAY WORK IS OVER
but yeah
SUP.
WOOP WOOP
we're both freeeeee
FREEDOMMM
I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME
/runs into the sunset
/FOLLOWS
/INTO THE SUN
/melts
aslfkas idek
i'm in a ridiculous mood
X'D
LOL
you're apparently
already in a jar
shhh
the glass of the jar melted too
u5rieufgifdjg
noooooo maceeeyyyyy xD
i replied! :'D
i replied! :'D
Gonna get to that !! ; v ; haha
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you are aware
that having him cook them
he'll probably poison them
im just thinking that maybe
he'll probably poison them
im just thinking that maybe
her little affections will stall him
so he'll be like
...i'll do it later
...after breakfast,
after thier walk,
after cake
after the dance... etc
after thier walk,
after cake
after the dance... etc
haha... aww ;-; and yeah, he probably would /sobs
and replied again!
and officially relaxed at home
sorry i was slow for a moment, i had to get food xD
sorry i was slow for a moment, i had to get food xD
that's cool! C: I'm starving myself... haha.
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cant wait for dinner
i love how everyone here was just waiting for someone else to make food
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LMAO... wow
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My mom is making roast beef~ and i smell it here and i'm like aaaaa
hahahaha
its worse when you can smell the food and you're hungry
ehruofkdghkesjfg
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it is.... mmmm i ate foooood
same
literally
literally
you came like 4 minutes after i did
hahaha
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HAHA.. time to go reply :'D
wooo. xD
oh cc just texted
she said she'll be back soon
Replied!! and yay CC :'D
dfjgjdsf bawwwww
; v ; GLaDOS is afraid ok
its just
he's like
loveeeee meeeeee ;u;
he's like
loveeeee meeeeee ;u;
and shes like
loveeeee meeeeeeeee ;u;
loveeeee meeeeeeeee ;u;
and no ones getting anywhere
i know right HAHA..
it's a love stalemate
pretty much
WAT DO WAT DO
GLaDOS is also wtfing at herself
/have a brick to the face reminding her she loves an idiot
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lol
MORONS ARE THE BEST
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jfdjgkfjg
shes going to need to affection the hell out of him
to get him to crack
we'll see how that goes 8'|a
just comparing them
now
to last night
i cant
i know.........
i like
want to cry
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
GUYS STOP IT
/FEEELLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSS IKHSFHDLF
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;___;
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IT'S SAD BECAUSE SHE WON'T FORGIVE HIM.
HI CC
and yep
she wont forgive him
she wont forgive him
ASLASFJ
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hi CC............. /rolls into fetal position
TOO MANY FEELS
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HI. x[
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I HAVE FEELS TOO.
ahahaha
/sobbing
ALSO
i just reread what GLaDOS said
and realized
that's kind of creepy and intimidating
oops
OH WELL
i meant it to be romantic
/brick'd
PFFFT
dont you mean
/radio'd
sklfj
i feel like one of those kids
with two dolls
just like
NOW KISS
I KNOW RIGHT
me too
its like
guise
GUISE
JUST
AHHHHHHHHHHHhh
stop being angsty and full of feelings
BE HAPPY AND DOMESTICATED GODDAMNIT
IKR
ASFASFJ
wow that took longer than it should have to send
but i had it copypasted on a word document
it's okayyy :'D
in y headcanon though
*my
even if para was permanent
and they never had a chance of going back
they would never be able to live a life like that
/nod
it would be too difficult 8'|a
i think they'd try
but then something would set one of them off
asklfja
they're just... they fit together but they don't at the same time xD
on that thing
werent they like
70%
or something
lmao um i think it was around there
lemme check
thats a good number
78 actually
HAHA..
like a boss
but yeah, they are decent together, it's just that they would tick each other off a lot
and get sulky
and misunderstand each other
x'D
and neither of them are good dispute solvers
and then GLaDOS would sulk in the corner
lmao
but yeah
so they either blow things out of proportions
they suck at resolving problems
its funny because PROLEM SOLVING
AND TESTS
LMAO shh
ALFJASF
GLaDOS' expertise is in torturing humans
not solving problems :'<
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They have that adorable: 'This is as good as it get's, we love each other so let's improv the rest.'
omg.
YOU REMEMBER THAT
aslfkjasf
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Yep. XD
when i first started rp macey
i came up with this list
to describe different types of relationships
and gave them witty names
ahah
ooo
so
i see! XD
i honestly dont remember any of them
pffft
but apparently she does
HAHA... yeah apparently
but that describes them perfectly
it really does aklsfj
becos all they have going for them is that they really love each other HAHA
/flails
its cute
in some weird romantic... i want you dead but never leave me kind of way
haha
I agree
/nodnod
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Oh I get it.
She told him not to hold back...
She told him not to hold back...
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I almost didn't haha. XD
hahaha
yeah
she told him not to hold back
and he asked why was she
and he asked why was she
Ahahah
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LOL.
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN.
to dress something up so it looks stupid
implying that glados dresses him up
to make him look dumb
lmao...........
/gigglesnort
using big words makes him smart
of course
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