my automated wheat farm.

the Bridge of Khazad Dum is apparently underneath my house.

you are a minecraft god

I classify this as a good start. You've still got a long way to go, padawan :3

bows to the master.

noticed that his automated sugar farm is spawning monsters at night. Time to move it away and fence it off.

Nah, just light it enough. Be aware that it attracts animals, though.

moved it away and stuck a jack o lantern on it. Problem solved.