She just started rambling on about actual Sherlock cosplay pieces

and i'm like

bitch

i don't give a fuck about sherlock holmes anymore

i stopped giving a fuck a long time ago

i'm not obsessed like you are

wow i am a bitch today

i'm sorry..just..i am going to tear my hair out

barely been awake for an hour and i want to bash my head against the wall

and my aunt is LITERALLY obsessed with sherlock.

like..scary obsessed..

memorabilia everywhere, tabs upon tabs of fanfiction of him, follows roleplayers on twitter, her tumblr is nothing but benedict/sherlock

she got legit upset because benedict didn't win the award for best actor

like CRYING

and im like..chick..you're not the one that got nominated and lost..chill the fuck out

lmao how

old is your aunt

i am always weirded out by older adults into fandom sodgjiioadgja lmao

almost 40 e-e

then she got pissed off because of a sherlock themed game

literally like almost in tears

because she didn't think to scroll up a little bit more

to move these cars

e_e omfg

id be legitimately weirded out if anyone in my family tried to talk fandom to me LOL

especailly if they were like over 30

no one else in my family would talk fandom with me though..

she goes to cons with me and crap

she's the reason i CAN go to cons

oh geez

so i guess i can't be too weirded out by it?

arent you 20?

yeah. ;-; but getting a job around here is so fucking difficult..and im in school..and i ..um..

im kinda terrified of driving to cons on my own

ohh

especially when they're 4 hours away

ive actually never been to a con with my parents haha and ive been going since iw as 12?

see ive only been going since i was...17..? 18..

and my parents have never been. I've been with friends..and THEIR moms

but..when I came down here I lost all my con going friends

my dad went with me one of the days when i was 12 just so i could make him carry my shit in the dealers hall then it old him to get out LOL.

xD omg zippy alskjfd

lmfao i dont like adults in my business when im at cons its too weird to me

whenever my friends like

are younger and introduce me to their parents im like

UHM HI SCUTTLES AWAY CALL ME LATER WHEN YOURE NOT WITH MOMMY

LMAO

my aunt is actually really cool a lot of the time

she goes to panels and stuff..

and lets me go off and do what i want

lmao i just cannot handle people over 30 in my fandom bubble

usually my friends with parents at cons theyre just like LOOK AT ALL THE JAPANS

LMAO

LOOK DEAR ITS GOKU

no mom thats not goku

everyone with yellow hair isnt goku

LMAO

omg

idk i dont feel like i can be myself when people have their parents like RIGHT THERE

i know that feel

im like WELL THIS IS REALLY AWKWARD IM JUST GOING TO GO HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE NOW...

parents are so internally judgemental

they give you these looks and it's like

UH. OKAY IM LEAVING NOW HAVE FUN BYE

and then when you give them your name they demand to know your REAL name

..omfg

one of my friends' parents did that to me at a con and i was like

just call me zippy

omfg

"oh i dont do nicknames what is your real name"

".....zippy"

BITCH YOUR DAUGHTER DOESNT EVEN KNWO MY REAL NAME IM NOT GIVING IT TO YOU please fuck off and get out of cons you dont belong here

lmfao

i so woulda done that.

lmao i told her im not comfortable giving it and she kept pressing the matter

omfg

BITCH. I SAID I'M NOT COMFORTABLE.

re: why i cant handle parents at cons LOL

omg i had this one parent

she took us to the con and even though HER DAUGHTER COSPLAYS IN FURR SUITS

i felt like she was glaring me down and like..giving me the judgemental glances

lmao one time a friend offered me a room and then i heard her mom was going to be there and i was like................ thanks but no thank

even though i was just doing the white rabbit

lmao god

my patent leather shoes hurt so badddd

soooo many blisters

lmfao

try on the boots i wore for bunnystuck they were 7"

ohjeguschrist